Expectations: Well assuming the title isn?t deceiving we?re gonna get some MILF action. Looks like we might actually get some genuine MILF based action. I?m hoping we get skits not just older women and I hope we actually get genuinely older women. Nothing quite pisses me off like a woman who can still pass as a teen getting MILF roles.
Scene One: Darla Crane
Darla our first babe is definitely one hundred percent unadulterated cougar. We meet her in a car. . .okay we haven?t hit the four minute mark yet and I?m begging someone to shove a cock down her throat. Skits are always bad. . .this is worse. Dear god save yourselves and skip.

Well once they stop torturing us they start up showing of her body. She?s everything a MILF could ask for, just enough age that you know to call her Ma?am but a pair of tits that don?t quite. Amazing legs and I completely understand how our stud spends so much time with his tongue lodged her ass. I?d be trying to guess what a woman this hot had for breakfast too. I?ve also got to say maybe it?s because I remember when I was young sneaking Skinemax porn but I love tan lines. She?s a pretty good cock sucker too.

I definitely didn?t predict anal for this even after all the rimming. Darla takes a nice pounding complete with several gapes . She is definitely the reason we love face down ass up. Though she looks great in the spoon as well. If you like choking she gives up a bit of that. She even gives up some ass to mouth.

Darla Crane takes us screaming out of the gates for all intents and purposes. So much that I wrote way too much about her. If this film can keep up this breakneck speed we?ll be looking at gold. Well it was until she forgot that the only thing worse than an interview at the beginning is one at the end.

Scene Two: Diamond Foxxx & Amy Brooke

Amy is a cute little blonde girl in pig tails. Supposedly she was a friend of Diamond?s daughter so this is a particularly kinky team up. Maybe but it sounds way fake and not really worth it. It?s actually painful. I kinda hope it was true though.

The girls, or rather woman and girl spend a painful amount of time flattering each other?s outfits and overall appearance before lezzing out together. I?m not a big fan of girl on girl action and there isn?t anything here you haven?t seen. Pussy eating, sixty nining. At least a strap on adds a bit of excitement to the games when Diamond straps on her favorite dildo and reams her baby girl?s best friend. Amy shocked me a bit by sucking it clean out of her ass. There is a little more of that standard pussy eating and them Diamond goes back to work trying to split Amy?s shitter until Amy cums.

Diamond?s turn is next and more standard lesbian faire. Dildos and tongues are all it takes for the older blonde to get her fix and even then they take some turns going back and forth. If you?re like me and lesbians bore you this is just about as bad as it gets.

Scene Three: Skyla Paige & India Summer
Skyla is our young cutie, dark hair beautiful smile and a great body. Of course she tries her best to bore us into a coma waiting for India to show. India is a fantastic MILF, beautiful woman with all the creds as a genuine MILF.

India has taken it upon herself to teach young Skyla about her body and the best place to start is of course her pussy. It starts with a bit of pussy eating but our lucky stud couldn?t just sit back and watch for long without inserting his cock into the nearest available mouth and with these two beauties who could blame him? He might be a little confused as to where you put a cock though as he takes turn with her knee.
Like a lot of girls there is very little chemistry between these ladies. Close to none in a lot of places, when one girl is getting fucked often the other is just keeping herself going with a vibrator. Even when they do get it right and both participate it seems a little forced. Decent cum shot but over all not a great scene.

Scene Four: Gracie Glam & Francesca Le (reviewers

Painfully bad intro interview, but hey what?s new? Once that torture is out of the way the ladies get to work with momma Francesca eating some teen aged pussy while getting her own snatch slurped. Now these are two women who do a damn good job sharing a cock to suck. Sometimes taking turns, sometimes one sucking his sack occasionally just coaxing the other along.

Nice change of pace and mommy is the first to get some dick, and Gracie is just banished to the former either. It?s Francesca working the young girl?s puss with a combination of toys and fingers. You gotta love Gracie getting her pussy licked and her ass reamed at the same time. This is what I?m talking about when I say chemisty, stay in the action.

I?ve never seen a man get choked in porn. It?s an interesting change to see the ladies being dominant and even a little rough. After that it?s time for Gracie to give a rim job and damn they even finger his asshole. Finally he cums. Sadly the ladies want to play footsies.
Scene Five: Kendra Secrets & Mallory Ray Murphy

The purpose of an intro skit must be so we can find out if our fast forward buttons are properly functioning. There is no other excuse for having these two ladies spend minutes talking about tiny moles on each other buts. Mallory is our cute blonde and the one who needs to learn her way around her body and the industry a little better. Kendra is a self proclaimed true MILF

Heading Out: Okay, we don?t lead into a scene with slide shows. There is a reason why that is kept separate from the DVD proper and that?s because nobody wants to watch it. The interviews are painfully bad. After starting off to a decent start of anal the film deteriorates into what can barely be considered passable porn after that. Of course if you?re down with lesbian sex between little girls and older women maybe. For my money skip this.