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Performers Director Studio Category Duration (approximate)
  White Ghetto
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120 minutes
Date Added:
01/10/2006
Production Year:
2005
Format:
DVD

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Reviewed by   04/03/06 Source: AdultDVDTalk

Prologue One more journey into a Devil's Film MILF video.This one has the queen of the genre, Chelsea Zinn, of course. In addition, Alexandria Dane is on board. She's definitely in the right age group, and hopefully has retained her incredible hotness. I don't know the covergirl, Payton Leigh or Lilliana Monroe, but was not impressed by Lexxy Foxx in her previous MILF outing. Hopefully, director Mario Cassini will capture the right vibe here.
The boxcover lists Lilliana Monroe. The opening credits have Tara Amore. WTF.How hard is it to synch the cast list with the video? Alexandria Dane, looking very much like she's gotten several miles put on her since last I saw her, answers her door in a long black diaphonous robe. Someone's come to install blinds in her well appointed home. She goes upstairs and calls the worker to help her with something. She asks him for advice on blacking out her bedroom windows so she can sleep during the day. He's totally distracted by her almost nude body and somewhat flustered. Alex breaks the ice by pulling his shirt off and pants open, sucking his quickly hardening tool. She has no trouble face fucking herself and repeatedly taking the cock to the pubes. Pussy fingering and some sharp spanks turn Alex on, then she gets eaten and juiced up for a missionary penetration. Age hasn't made her pussy any less hot as it swallows up the cock and tries to get the balls too. P2M in a 69. The mish was working well, so they go right back to it. Alex keeps trying to push more of him in there, but he's giving her all he's got. She rides CG and slams herself on his dick. The way Alex is working that cock, I'd say she came back more for dick than money. Nice grinding, even though the camera fixates on her rear and never shows her face. RC is more of the same, with an occasional shot of the intensity on Alex's face. Doggy is next and Alex fucks back nicely in this position when she's doing the driving. She likes it when he goes up and over, repositioning her body for maximum depth. All good things must cum to an end sometime, and the apparent creampie is poorly captured, the camera focused on Alex's back. We see a little spill on the bed and her snatch looks greasy and gaping. Cut to Alex sucking balls and the cock being jerked off over her face. She plays with her well used pussy while awaiting another(?) load. She gets doused with another load of major proportions, but the framing of the shot is suspect, as is the size of the cumshot. Alex sends him back to work.
Alex was pretty fucking hot and could have been paired with a top stud for this with better results. Both cumshots were suspect and detracts greatly from an otherwise decent scene. The camerawork was mediocre throughout. Shame. Chelsea Zinn is a military wife receiving mail from her husband, hand delivered by Seargent Lee Bang. She's sitting in her patio wearing a black silk robe, showing a lot of leg and absentmindedly stroking herself as she reads the letter. In the letter, her husband informs Chelsea that he'll be delayed in making his long awaited return, and he gives her the ok to sate her sexual appetite. Chelsea figures that's why he sent Lee. He's certainly got no problem servicing this milfalicious nympho. Chelsea shucks her robe and pulls down her matching negligee all too quickly and has Lee's fat cock stuffing her hungry mouth. Chelsea bounces it off her throat, no hands by command, and good eye contact. Lee gets her naked while she's bent over, cock still in her mouth. They take it to a chair and he bangs her in mish. A little clit lick interlude to juice Chelsea enough for his full length. Lee sinks a couple of fingers in with his dick and Chelsea remarks how tight she is. LOL. P2M and back to mish. Chelsea's dirty talk has been non stop since the cock came out of her mouth. She invites him to bring it and there are apparently no impediments in her well worn body. Lee pulls out and strokes one off on her mouth. She swallows, then a quick cut to Chelsea riding Lee in CG. Her ardor is faked now as Lee isn't more than half hard. She gets off to suck him up, trying to make it look like he's still tumescent. Cut to a doggy insertion. He's hard now and Chelsea's itching for a pounding. Back to CG, then quick cut to doggy. Lee delivers with his second pop and gives Chelsea the creampie she's been craving. He feeds her some, then remounts in doggy. Up and over pounding, then a pullout for a cumshot on her ass and pussy. PCH for the married slut, who's dripping cum onto the floor.
Chelsea may have a body ravaged by time and motherhood, but she's sexy as hell. This could have been a much better scene if the camerawork and editing hadn't been so clumsy. Lexxy Foxx is having a problem with her nasty garbage. Could be because she's talking on her cell. She's dressed like an aging stripper and has a little apron that's appropriate for a French maid fantasy. She's complaining about some domestic duties that she's stuck doing and has no clue about. Lexxy decides she'll just drink, smoke and have a good time. The master of the house walks in and is appalled at what he sees. She refuses to clean things up, so he'll just take her wages out in trade. Lexxy knows how to polish the knob and clean the pipes, so that's where they start. Ball sucking and a titty fuck. Face fucking for the now submissive slut. Lexxy gets her outfit checked out by her boss and he diddles her pussy through her crotchless panties. They get pulled apart for a doggy penetration. The fat dick gets hard in her tight looking hole, and there's even a splash of pussy juice on the lens. P2M, then an RC mount on the couch. Lexxy swirls her pierced tongue around the cunt flavored cock and takes another face fuck. A move to CG and a lively ride by Lexxy. Cut to a mish insertion, more P2M face fucking, and a return to mish. He pounds her out and Lexxy asks for a creampie. Her pussy is left a wet mess and they go digging for the cum. Lexxy wants more cum. This time something she can taste. The cock gets beat off in her face and jets the cream into her wide open mouth. Gargle and swallow.
I can't get past the fact that Lexxy does absolutely nothing for me. The sex is ok, if rudimentary. The second cumshot was probably stunt cocked. Tara Amore' doesn't look like anyone's mother. She's probably still doing teen videos. Long blonde, curly hair, framing a very cute face. She looks very Irish. I don't know where that name comes from. Anyway, she's in a big kitchen and interviewing a cook. She peruses the resume of this better than average looking Englishman and makes some flirtatious remarks. Starting the sexual harrassment early. Tara leaves him to acquaint himself with the facilities, returns in a red slip and tells him he's going to have to go the extra mile for a job. Unless he's gay, he's not unhappy at this turn of events. Propping her up on the island, he goes deep sea diving in her meaty snatch. Tara's inspired to return the favor and has no trouble taking his very average sized dick to the root. They get naked and Tara is entered in standing doggy, then doggy over the arm of a leather couch. Her big pussy looks like it could accommodate twice what he's offering. Tara sits on him in RC, then a roll into spoon. P2M, then mish. She diddles herself while he drives his spike, balls bouncing off her asshole. He asks Tara to turn for more doggy and uses her long hair as reins. With his orgasm approaching, Tara tells him to cum inside her. He empties his balls into her and there's one obscene strand of cum dangling from her labia. He gets the job, as Tara likes the way he makes creampies.
When the clothing came off it was evident that Tara's body has a few miles on it, and possibly motherhood. I still don't see her as a MILF, but she is cute and sexy. The scene was uneventful and the "stud" unimposing. The cameraman got too close at times and couldn't focus. Very amateurish. Covergirl Payton Leigh is stopped outside a supermarket by the store manager and accused of stealing a banana. He's shocked that anyone would steal one fucking banana. Payton says she likes the size and suggests they go to her abode to work things out. She's wearing a gray suit with a conservative looking jacket matched with hot pants and the camera gives us a long look at her nice legs as they go to Payton's apartment. They start dropping laundry and she's wearing some sexy pink undies. Payton tells the manager she would have preferred stealing a cucumber, but his produce isn't up to snuff. She has really nice tits. Payton lays on her bed for the manager to eat some pussy. He licks and fingers while she plays with her hot looking nipples. Manmeat is brought out and all thoughts of bananas and cucumbers depart Payton's head as she envelopes it with her lips. Not much oral technique, but the way she's cupping her pussy and the growth of her nipples indicate her readiness for fucking. Payton climbs the cock in CG. Her body swallows him up happily. P2M, and a move to RC. Payton gets in the zone and seems to stay there as each thrust brings a moan. P2M leading to doggy. She gets reamed out and seems to stay on the edge of a really big orgasm, moaning and whimpering with the pounding. More P2M and back to doggy. Face down, ass up, Payton looks like she cums. Cock cleanup follows, then a return to mish. Another orgasm, and now he's talking about being ready to spill. One more P2M to prime the pump, and back to mish. He shoves in deep and Payton sprays the fakest cumshot ever. Just milk being held in her vagina. Now on her knees, he lets loose with the real load, spraying her titties with impressive volume.
This wasn't too bad a scene as Payton was really getting off on the big dick. Unfortunately, the producers of this video think it's ok to insult the intelligence of their consumers when they use fake cum in their scenes. I'm not even down with the stunt cocking, but this is ridiculous. Epilogue There was a lot of promise here with three very milfy women in Alex, Chelsea and Payton. Tara's a tweener and Lexxy should be tending bar in a dark tavern. All that potential was squandered with limited creativity and mendacity. In five scenes, can't even one be focused on what being a MILF means? Couldn't the directors find someone like James Deen, or a reasonable facsimilie to engage in a cherry picking, or at least something along those lines? Why do we have to be insulted by the use of fake cum? If you're doing a creampie video, what's the point of faking things to throw in facials? Lots of questions, very few answers. Some of the fucking was pretty good. When last I saw Alex Dane, she was being overwhelmed by about 2 1/2 feet of cock in Gangland 9. She fucked here like her pussy remembers. Too bad her partner was lacking. Chelsea had a good scene with Lee Bang and they might have actually been all legitimate cumshots. Lexxy's scene ended in a suspect ejaculation and just didn't work for me at all. Tara Amore has a face very reminiscent of Johnni Black. I only wish she fucked like her as well. She was with the best looking and youngest guy of the bunch. Also, the one most lacking in size. He should have been matched with someone like Payton Leigh, who carried a true MILF vibe. Payton's scene was good for her, as she seemed to get off a few times. Unfortunately, the most egregious fraud occurred here, as the creampie was milk. I officially give up on Devil's Films MILF line and anything from White Ghetto. The Disk Extras! You want extras. We don't have no extras. We don't need no stinking extras. Just a photo gallery. Recommendation Unless you just can't pass up anything with MILF in the title, avoid it. Feedback