(Erik Everhard's) ANAL P.O.V. -- Review
Featuring: Lauren Phoenix, Natalia, Tyla Wynn, Liliane Tiger, Teagan (Bonus: Ellen Saint)
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Please forgive any grammatical errors or inconsistency in this review, It's kind of hard to type this while listening and watching the movie, which is probably why it doesn't have as many reviews. I feel it deserves a few more, so here's my contribution.
The focus of this review for Anal P.O.V. will be on the dirty talk. Since I feel there aren't any real technical problems and the extras are the standard stuff you get, the focus will be on dialogue and action around dialogue to help people who are looking for dirty talk in their dvds. Hopefully this will encourage other reviewers to include more comments on it, because to be honest, that's what I look for in POV scenes.
So here we go, lots of profanity, lots of action. Just keep in mind that little details like the girls sucking on Erik's thumb and moans and small details aren't going to be included because that would take me all fucking day! So there may be small gaps where dialogue has occured, I tried to keep everything in a relevant sequence so that each scene is understandable.
Here's the key.
KEY:
(parenthesis) = What Erik (You) say
"quotations" = What the girl says
* * two stars = signifies an action taking place, usually from the girl.
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Scene 1: Lauren Phoenix
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Putting on her makeup in a red dress
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"This outfit makes my pussy wet...I like the way it's squeezing my boobies."
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Initial BJ Scene
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"What do you have in here?"
(A little suprise)
"I bet you do"
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Initial penetration on bathroom counter near sink against mirror, vaginal-1
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"fuck my pussy, oh god yes"
"oh yeah gimme that cock"
"of fuck that feels good in my pussy like that"
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Making her way up the stairs, at the top of the stairs she's told to get on her knees, vaginal-2
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"oh fuck yeah"
"oh yeah I love that bick cock in my pussy"
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crawls on bed, on all fours, ass and face down, hands on ass vaginal-3
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"I love that cock in me like that"
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on back on bed, legs spread upwards, anal-1
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"oh fuck yeah, that feels so good in my ass right now"
"oohh yeah fuck me like that"
"oh fuck I love having a nice hard hard cock shoved in my fucking fat ass"
"oh your fucking cock is so big in my tight little asshole"
"I like having my ass fucked like that"
"oh yeah, I'm your little nasty canadian bitch"
"oh yeah, stick that dick in my canadian ass..stick that dick in my canadian bacon"
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On all fours ass up, anal-2
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"oh fuck that cocks so deep in that ass"
"oh yeah don't stop..oh shit that feels so fuckin good"
"oh fuck me with that big hard dick"
"give it to me, yeah give me that cock"
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cowgirl facing camera, anal-3
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"you like it when I bounce up and down on the cock like that"
"oh yeah that cocks so fucking fat in my ass right now"
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Before closing pop shot
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"please let me swallow that cum"
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Thoughts on scene: 9 out of 10
Honestly when the scene first opened I thought she was ok. She could have been wearing something a little more sexier than just a red skirt and top. Seemed like the regular porno action gear with no panties under the skirt to start with. Her asset is her incredibly beautiful and sweet face. Overall once the scene gets going, the intro doesn't matter. Especially seeing her getting banged on the bathroom coutertop near the sink.
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Scene 2: Natalia (has an Italian accent/broken english)
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outside on a street against a wall
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"Hello..what are you doing here?"
(What is your name)
"Natalia, and you are"
(Erik)
"Nice name...sooo nice boy"
(What are you doing here..just hanging out?)
"Just seeing....and looking..."
(Looking at what?)
"Looking to you"
"Come with me please"
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Intial BJ scene in side room on knees
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"Shut the door please"
"wow, it's very nice suprise"
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initial penetration, lying flat on back, vaginal-1
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"ahhhh..ow fuck me"
(You have the best voice!)
* *Natalia laughs "thank you"
* * Natalia Laughs "oh you are so good"
"ohh..mi god"
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on all fours, ass up, head down, anal-1, mostly gapes
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closing BJ, on back on bed
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"chow bambino"
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Thoughts on scene: 10 of 10
I thought her accent was very cute and she seemed very beautiful and innocent. Plus I really love girls who have beautiful white smiles and laugh during scenes. Hopefull we'll see more of her.
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Scene 3: Tyla Wynn
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skating by on rollerskates in bluejean shorts, followed by the ass cam
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"Excuse me, what are you doing?"
"You've been filming me this whole time!"
"if you're going to film me..you better let me show you a few things I can do better than skate"
"why don't you take me somewhere so I can show you"
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initial bj, sitting on passenger seat of car with door open off near the beach
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"that, is a big, cock"
"the things I would do with this big cock"
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Initial penetration, laying back from passenger seat into drivers seat on her back, vaginal-1
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* * Pulls blue jean shorts and pink panties to the side.
"ohh..such a big cock..in my pussy"
"only if you let me suck my juices off your cock"
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on back in bedroom, vaginal-2
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"is it tight...oh right there"
"oh give me that big dick of yours"
"oh fuck me harder"
"why don't you let me suck...my pussy, off your dick"
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on all fours, ass up face down, anal-1
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"you want me to taste my ass off your dick?"
"my ass is all for you"
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on back, lying on bed, head against the wall, anal-2
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(you like big things in your ass?)
"oh yeah, especially your big thing"
"I'm a dirty...whore...I'm your dirty whore..I'm your dirty filthy whore"
(I know what dirty filthy whores do)
"they suck cum out of their asses"
* * ATM
* * Erik continues anal then cums in her ass
* * Tyra farts out a teaspoon worth into a glass cup and drinks it
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Thoughts on scene: 8 out of 10
Tyra has a dirty stripper look, which some people may or may not like. Overall a decent scene. It more than passes on getting the job done. A very dirty girl.
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Scene 4: Liliane Tiger (accent)
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walks out into a room and says hello
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"will you fuck me Erik"
* * Fingering herself..."I'm so wet"
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initial BJ
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"show me what you have for me"
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initial penetration, lying on back, sitting up on elbows, anal-1
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"I love that"
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On all three, ass up, face up, anal-2 (not much said)
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Thoughts on scene: 6 out of 10
Not a lot of talk going on in this scene. Liliane does wear a black longsleeve fishnet shirt that she has pulled up the entire time to show her breasts and has the matching black fishnet boots on. With the large silver looking cross she wears, she definitely represents sort of a gothic look without the heavy makeup though. She has a few vaginal piercings and a tatoo right above her vagina of a flaming heart. Overall a very sexy girl, just a little too boring for me in this scene following the last one. There are a few good raincoater shots of her arched back...ass up, that are hot if you are a big fan of hers. She has a pretty face also.
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Scene 5: Teagan
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* * Teagan playing fooseball outside by herself laughing
(you are the sexiest little 18 year old that I think I've ever met)
"ahh, thank you"
(so you're going to be a bad little girl today)
"yep, I hope so....It should be a lot of fun"
(so why don't we go into the house and have a little fun)
"yes, please."
* * Teagan walks through flower garden into house, trips over some dirt
(don't fall)
* * Stops and puts her hand down her leather black panties and fingers herself
"yes my pussy is getting pretty wet"
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initial BJ, inside living room squating down
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"I love undoing guys belts"
(why's that?)
"because it's fun...and you just know what's coming next"
(how much can you fit in your mouth)
"you want me to see"
* * Teagan attempt numerous deep throats, gagging
"your dick today is my oral fixation"
* * More deep throat attempts
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bends over a bar chair, vaginal-1
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"uh, uhh.....uhh..shit"
"your dick feels so good inside of me"
Sits on chair, vaginal-2 (mostly moaning)
"you want me to sit on it?"
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laying on bed on back, vaginal-3
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* * Teagan grabs up sheets with hands, pulling up herself with the bedsheets, leaning into it
* * Teagan giggles
"Oh that felt so good....slow...that feels so nice"
"baby slow down...that feels so good right now"
* * Teagan stretching with her hands out and above her head
"you're too good"
* * Teagan props herself up with her elbows
"Your dick feels so fucking good...can I suck on it now"
* * Teagan stands up and gets off the bed, walking around and back to the camera
"I'm going to give you what you want first...so what would you like..what would turn you on?"
(I want you doggy)
"Are you sure about that one?"
(I'm sure about that one)
* * A couple of deepthroat attempts and the doggy begins
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on all fours, ass up head up, vaginal-4
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"your dick feels so good inside of me"
"I love your big dick"
"Oh...push it deep inside"
"mmm..you've made me cum so many times"
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laying on back on bed, anal-1
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"do you like that dick in my ass?...my gosh"
"your dick inside my ass feels so good"
"I love the way you're fucking my little ass"
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back to doggy anal-2
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"I love that dick in my ass, do you like putting it there?"
(I love putting my dick in your ass)
"Good, because it makes me cum"
"come on, I wanna make you fuckin cum"
"come on, fuck me until you cum....yeah I'm ready...come on"
"come on..cum in my ass....pound my little ass until you cum"
* * Erik cums in Teagan's ass
* * Teagan leans up and lets it drip out, and fingers some out
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Final Thoughts: 100 out of 10!
This scene is fucking hot, what can I say. You read what she said, I have no more comments!
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Who would like ANAL P.O.V.?
Anyone named Erik. Honestly, anyone who got aroused just by reading any of this, because the scenes are smoking hot in comparison. I've seen a lot of Teagan scenes and this one is very personal, very in your face, and very sexy. Lots of extended time, "getting to know her" if you know what I mean. This isn't an optional pick, it's a must own for Teagan fans.
The bonus scene with Ellen Saint is also hot and does include a full scene sequence, not just a bj like the average bonus scenes. Not a lot of dirty talk in it though, she has a very beautiful flawless model/actress type face that makes up for it.
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Who wouldn't like ANAL P.O.V.?
I'd say the people who really hate lots of anal gaping and countdowns to anal gapes like...(lets work as a team...One, two, three, grab your ass cheeks!) Which is literally said in this film in a number of scenes.
Also people who get bothered by Erik talking too much or come in expecting him to say very little, because he's pretty much asking the questions to draw out a lot of these responses from these girls. Not all of them, but a good amount. If that sort of thing bothers you...like him saying..(Do you like it in your ass)..and Teagan saying "yeah..I like it in my ass". Stuff like that happens a lot in these POV titles.
But if that doesn't bother you that much, there is a lot of high quality stuff here that will get you to where you want to be. If you are a fan of Teagan, every part of her scene has a really great camera angle, most are overall body shots and the angles are held a lot longer than your average scene from another film.
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Overall Outlook on Anal P.O.V.?
You should definitely buy this one, don't rent it, because you won't want to give it back!
Take it easy,
Rocco
