**Note ? This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven?t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.** Review: "Gang Bang Mom" is a decent enough, 2012 release from director (and actor) Joachim Kessef and Combat Zone that essentially offers up two very similar, no-frills, "cougar"-themed gangbangs. Indeed, the scenes are so similar that the same, nondescript room is used for each, as are the same guys (Joachim, J.J., Steve Q., Jirka Cap, and Thomas Lee), and the setups are very alike, as well. The female flesh offered up for the day consists of the brunette
Linet Slag, who kicks off her sequence dressed up as a stripper cop, and the redheaded
Lucy Bell, who starts out attired in a loose-fitting, pink top and a denim mini-skirt. The format is identical for each: the girl strips down, plays with herself, the guys make their appearance, and a gangbang ensues. While all sorts of hardcore acts are involved (oral, vaginal, anal, double-penetration, and air-tight for both ladies), with Bell also throwing in some double-anal penetration, double-pussy penetration, and some interesting triple-penetration variants here and there, the heat still manages to never really rise much above the "meh" level. Sometimes, it even feels as though the guys would be just as happy fucking each other as the starlet in the scene (...just my opinion...), with all of the giggling that they do and what not. As expected, obligatory facial cum-baths cap off each encounter, as well. To be honest, the material is all very formulaic and relatively dispassionate, despite the extreme activities. As such, this one is definitely not recommended for anything other than a cheap rental or a bargain-bin pick-up...and even that's stretching it (...much like the ladies' holes).