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Blacks in Blondes??

Director: Harry Palm Camera: ? Genre: Gonzo Release: 5/05 Notes: ?act 1: Barbara Summers vs. Mandingo

Vag, Facial

Sex kitten Barbara crawls along the floor on her hands and knees. "I like big black cock," she purrs. Lo and behold, she's given the biggest cock of them all, Mandingo! But Barbara isn't awed by it in the slightest and just stuffs it down her mouth like she's sucked horse caliber dicks all her life. A POV blowjob shot follows and god damn, her whole body is pretty much obscured completely by that monster cock. My favorite part is when Barbara lowers her pussy down on Mandingo in cowgirl. The sweet junction between her legs gets split wide on that rod as she grinds about and lustily bucks her hips up and down. An ok scene- The energy is good but I'm just not into this girl. ???????

?act 2: Brynn Brooks vs. 1 guy and another guy at the end

Vag, Facials

18 year old Brynn professes her love for big, black cock and soon she's peeling her panties down to her ankles. We watch her nude bum jiggle about as she walks over to grab a bottle of lube, which is sexily rubbed into her ass cheeks. She does some hefty ass quaking before she goes inside for her treat. Brynn delivers a shallow blowjob, relying on her hand to assist her and the guy flips her around for a standing 69. "I want that black meat in my blonde pussy," she chimes out in her cute, angelic voice, and then seats herself on the cock. Brynn has a sexy, innocent voice that's perfect for dirtytalk and she maintains this throughout. The chemistry is also right yet the scene is still very vanilla overall. She does have one very intense orgasm though, which just completely cuts through. Near the end of the scene, another guy comes in to provide another facial. I like surprises.?

?act 3: Amber Peach vs. 1 guy

Vag, Facial?

Amber Peach explains to us how she got her surname- it's her pussy! Duh. It looks like a peach. Yea, kind of. It's puffy and fuzzy. After the interview, we watch her ass as she walks inside to get her daily dose of cock. Amber is very loud and explosive early in as the guy laps at her cunt and spears into her in missionary. My favorite action is Amber's cowgirl riding which simultaneously gets her booty clapping- a nice, healthy jiggle. Also, in reverse cowgirl, the guy diddles her clit which makes her body convulse violently, her moans skyrocketing into a high-pitched shriek. The best scene of the movie.????? ??? ??

?act 4: Holly Wellin vs. 2 guys

Vag, Facials/Swallow

Before bending over to show us her scrumptious ass, Holly undoes the side of her panties- velcro. (Velcro is so not sexy.) Holly slinks over to a leopard print couch and starts to play with her pussy before the two cocks appear. When the time comes, she works them expertly in her mouth. "Do you like watching me suck these two black cocks?" she asks us. Soon her pussy is being drilled by hard cock as she moans through a fully stuffed mouth. Eventually the guys shoot off into her tongue and she gulps it down with a wink. She even spoons up the spilt cum on her finger and feeds herself every last drop. Nothing very memorable here. Definitely not Holly at her best.????

?act 5: Mary Anne vs. Brian Pumper

Anal, A2M, gapes, dildo, Facial

After a brief intro, Mary Anne is out of her clothes and rubbing her bum with lube. Spreading her ass cheeks apart, she not only tells us but shows us exactly where the black cock is going today. Mary Anne preps her ass with a dildo, slowly sliding it in and out of her tight passage. Fresh out of her ass, the dildo makes its way into her mouth and she savors its taste. Then the dildo is replaced by Brian's cock and she goes to work slowly, sensually. This leads into a POV shot with Mary Anne's timid eyes staring up at us. When the anal starts, Mary Anne shows us her gaping abilities: She gapes 3 or 4 times as wide as a silver dollar, her black hole of darkness a tantalizing sight. An ok scene. The energy is low throughout but I was surprised she gaped so well.?????

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?DISC EXTRAS Behind the scenes Photo gallery Trailers ?THE? BOTTOM? LINE Just about everything about this movie is average: average outfits, average makeup jobs, average camerawork, average sex. I'm not too attracted to any of the girls here either- the poor makeup must've been a contributing factor. Even Mary Anne, who I found stunning in another movie, looked only average here.

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Sexwise, the movie definitely needed more energy on the whole. There's some parts which are so deathly quiet it's scary. You could hear a pin drop. Some parts do cut through, but the viewer shouldn't have to be left waiting too long for those moments. This movie has a very bleak feeling to it.?

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TOTAL SCORE: 2.5

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