Anal Intruders
Studio: Private
Director: Various directors
Cast: Sophie Evans, Michelle Wild, Gina Blonde, Katerina, Brigitte, Britnee, Alissa, Susy, Lucy, Steve Holmes, Philippe Dean, Choky Ice, Pascal St James, David Perry, JPX, Bob Terminator, Alberto Rey, Claudio Villa
Running time: 1hr 28mins
Video Format: NTSC / All regions
Audio Format: Dolby 2.0
An anal-themed compilation from Private is hardly an original idea given the preponderance of the act in their movies, not to mention the previous comps they've done on the subject. Given that it's likely that anyone who's bought or watched any reasonable number of Private flicks in the last year or so will likely be duplicating scenes they've already experienced (a hazard of buying compilations at the best of times - they work better as samplers - especially when the box cover doesn't make clear which movies the comp features), Anal Intruders really has to deliver "The Best", as promised, to make it worthwhile
Alissa and Katerina from X-treme 1 - Bacchanal. Director: Jean-Yves Le Castel
In this vineyard-set scene, East European peasant costumes hang loosely round bodies as ripe as the grapes in the late autumn sunshine. However, one of the biggest flaws of Anal Intruders is that most scenes have been shorn of the set ups and thus we miss the mood of the scene most times - Ukrainian blonde beauty Alissa's sparkling smile lends the scene a better feeling from the start in the full version. So here's Alissa, already being taken (by Steve Holmes - the bit about "ripe bodies" doesn't apply to him!). She looks beautiful and uninterested. Short-haired brunette Katerina's on hand to suck and her saliva eases Steve's entry to Alissa's ass. Then Katerina (AKA Julia Crow, I believe) gets her turn, anal from the off, with gapes and ass-to-mouth by Alissa. Katerina is slightly plain in looks but has a nice body, her bum looking mighty fine as Holmes goes from ass to ass with the girls in doggy.
The girls suck him some and he attempts to come on Katerina's face with mixed results. Sweet little tongues lapping at the come are about the sexiest thing in this non-vintage scene - I fancy you may struggle to pop your cork to this one. Okay, so it's not really that bad, and my moderate disenchantment with the scene surely reflects the way that I long to see Alissa light up my screen the way she did that first time I set eyes on her, even before the sex began, in those scintillating opening minutes of Beautiful Girls 3 - I am sorry how readily she's adopted the air of the consummate professional, an unmistakable result of overexposure, I guess.
Susy from Private Reality 2 - Pure Pleasure. Directors: Andrew Youngman & John Walton
The sex has already begun, with cute lissom brunette Susy, legs akimbo and wriggling as she experiences Choky's tongue on her small, pretty pussy. It's distinctly inviting but it's her ass that will see most attention, just as soon as she's sucked Choky's cock. She lies back to let him move inside her sweet little twat but before any excitement can build they're into the anal - it's the nature of the beast I suppose. Doggy anal and slightly awkward reverse cowgirl all look really good - she has a sexy body, fine, firm high breasts and a pretty face - but there's little heat in the sex that leads to a modest facial. Instantly forgettable.
Brigitte from Superfuckers 4. Director: Pierre Woodman
There's no shortage of heat in this piece of typically relentless smut from Woodman, judging by the sweat expended at least. The sex is well under way with leggy, tanned, short haired blonde Brigitte taking on three cocks (JPX, Bob Terminator, Alberto Rey). Her long legs in sheer nylons flex under the weight of the pounding from the chaps and she struggles to suck cock in the frantic atmosphere. The guys take turns, smack her bum and later her tits, and then fill her up in DP with a firm anal element to it courtesy of Alberto.
Break for pussy and ass fingering, then they continue the analwell, I presume they do but there's a big man's hairy arse in the way. Seriously, they do take turns at fucking her bum, and maybe it's her constant frantic moaning that exaggerates the vibe, but this does seem like a good, hard exciting scene to me. There is a modest hint of the dominant male about it - no more so than when she's sucking the chaps off, and looking rather hot while doing so, and she's ordered to suck the last dick. I have sometimes felt Woodman's scenes like this do tend towards the one-dimensional but in this compilation, it's easily one of the best scenes for sure.
Gina Blonde from Private XXX 14. Director: Jean-Yves Le Castel
As this scene opens with some of the same cast members fucking over a motorcycle, it's not a stretch to see this clip is from the same shoot as Matador 10. Steve Holmes is buggering Gina over the bike, while she sucks Pascal. The soft bodied blonde anal champ is swiftly moved to reverse cowgirl for the usual Le Castel anal shenanigans, gaping and so forth, before the come-splashing conclusion all too quickly arrives to end a well shot but brief scene. It never gets out of second gear before it's all over.
Sophie Evans from Dark Side 3: A New Sex Dimension. Director: Antonio Adamo
In a clinging red dress, blonde star Sophie looks as much of a vixen as ever. But looks can be deceptive, and by the time she declares "I love it when you fuck my ass", she's fooling no one. Oh, I have no doubt she loves some back door action. But when it's with "Mr Passion" himself, David Perry, and filmed by Adamo, the only thing that I know for sure is that the Italian director has taken potentially exciting sex acts (from succulent oral to naughty anal fingering and explicit fucking) and reduced them to coldly professional, unemotional commodities. With its irritating, pointless black and white inserts and a heartless, detached feel, I was happy to see David profusely spunking and spitting on her face to bring this uninvolving scene to a conclusion.
Michelle Wild from Lust Tango In Paris. Director: Kovi
The first few moments of this scene knock the entire preceding clip into a cocked hat, as the admirably curvaceous Michelle goes nuts for Philippe's cock with her mouth and then hops aboard for a vigorous ride, all wobbling boobs, smacks to that wonderful bum spurring her on. Sure they're just being professional too, but in this case that means they just go for it. Having largely avoided the over-exposure of Michelle by largely avoiding Kovi's movies, I can still easily appreciate her fine form and abundant energy - check out those succulent boobs and the way she works that bum. Even with Michelle's hair in an unflattering style, a weak come shot (though Dean, in sharp contrast to Perry, really plays his part) and only a small amount of anal sex (oddly enough for an anal compilation), this is a strong scene indeed, and worth renewing an acquaintance with.
Lucy from Matador 15: Sex Tapes. Director: Jean-Yves Le Castel
A Christoph Clark alumnus, attractive long legged blonde Lucy is slim and sexy in spangly top and short skirt and Anastacia-style specs, though her rock hard bolt-ons and tattoos are a detraction and increasingly so as the scene progresses. Once again shorn of a set-up, the action finds Lucy already sucking David Perry's cock in a men's toilet. Although he is fairly firm with her, shall we say, at least Perry puts his back into some strenuous sex, mainly in the standing doggy position. Anal fingering and finger ass-to-mouth ushers in the anal phase of the scene, furthered in reverse cowgirl. Lucy's quite willing to move her ass on Perry's cock, and indeed to show said ass, all open and nasty, to the camera. The finale has doubtful appeal - Lucy's face is pushed towards the urinal and as Perry showers her in spunk and spit, she laps the goo from the toilet.
Britnee from Intrigue & Pleasure. Director: Kovi
A prison cell scene, with blonde Britnee (who I believe worked with Clark and Rocco as Orsi Shine) dressed up in white lingerie and stockings, looking as good as I've seen her as she gets down to suck Claudio's cock. With an elegant leg raised, Britnee allows him to fuck her in spoons; the bed springs groaning in objection, her boobs (most likely enhanced but not off-puttingly so here at least) wobbling in time. And then to doggy for some of the promised anal intrusion, during which there is perhaps understandably no pretence of "romance" (God forbid!) - it's a good, old fashioned bum bashing and any evident lack of passion has to be balanced against good energy as her yells fill the air at Claudio's insistent pumping. Thick ropes of semen drip from her lips at scene's end. It's standard fare, of course, but enjoyable too.
Overall
I admit a certain prejudice against compilations and Private's selections in particular (the editing, purely for time, is an annoyance), but this really is a rather modest collection, featuring a few decent scenes balancing a few mediocre affairs. I'm not sure it quite delivers on the promise of "anal intrusion", if that's what you seek, either - there are bound to be stronger anal compilations available. My suggestion would be to instead buy the original movies. Bearing in mind this is just as far as my taste is concerned, I'd propose that, for example, Matador 15 and Lust Tango in Paris offer significantly better entertainment and value than this compilation. Yes, as usual there are good looking girls in scenes shot to a respectable quality standard, but as far as the strength of the sex is concerned, not to mention sheer value for money, this skimpy collection is maybe half-decent but I don't think it's really worth buying.
DVD Comments
The disc offers pictures, cast and movie information and trailers by way of a rather scanty collection of extras (DVD Rom users can also access a catalogue) alongside the usual and quite respectable language and subtitle options. The menus are a touch tacky in design but user friendly and as a whole it's a perfectly presentable package on this level - picture quality and sound are mainly very good, thought the brightness and colour do vary from scene to scene.
