Director: Mike Quasar
Videographer: Mike Quasar
Writer: Gene Ross * (more on this later)
Running length: approx. 90 min.
D.O.P. 3/9 & 3/10/2000

Female cast: Tabitha Stevens, Kelsey, Wendy Knight, Holly Hollywood, Shelbee Myne, Sunshine, and Vivian Valentine
Male cast Brian Surewood, Ian Daniels, Pat Myne and Todd Alexander

Audio/Video:
The video was clear and as good as always. The audio sucked throughout, and I'm not sure what caused this, but it was apparent even in the ads. Voices were muffled and hard to understand at times, other times too loud. The background music stayed very nicely in the background.

Extras:
Photo gallery, some bios, and behind the scenes. There was 'More Adult Fun' listed on the menu, but this is more phone sex ads.

General comments:
As much as it pains me to, I'd be less than honest if I didn't say that this is not one of Quasarman's better movies, in my opinion. Though still above average, it's handicapped even before it starts, like a whack from Tonya Harding's hitman, from a large block of 9 or 10 phone sex ads. Since you CAN'T FAST-FORWARD THROUGH THEM, AND THEY SEEM TO GO ON FOREVER, I was very annoyed by the time the feature started, and things seemed to go downhill from there. This perhaps could be more forgivable if you could pick this one up at a discounted price, but that's not the case. I had such a negative reaction that I put this one aside for awhile. Then when Mike disarmed QuasarmanRants, I figured it might be a good time to post it because, well, let's just say timing is everything. :)

Although he would not divulge the name of idiot responsible for this outrage, he did volunteer some intriguing information about the movie.
I was surprised to hear that it was actually written by Gene Ross when he was still at AVN, as I didn't realize Gene had written many scripts. Any thought that Quasarman might be lying about this for his own purposes has never crossed my mind. Really. And even though Mike MIGHT have had an inkling how the review was gonna go by my email subject heading, 'Dangerous Flesh - WTF happened here?', he's never been anything less than forthcoming. His claim that the movie was actually directed by James Avalon was somewhat more troubling, but perhaps I'm confused on this point.

Because those ads are attached to this flick like a set of bolt-ons, I've decided to include them in the review - and who knows, you might have the urge to call someone when the movie's over.
I know I did.

I don't watch porn with any expectation of masturbation taking place, yet I find it difficult to express in words the mood altering effect these had on me. And since screenshots can speak volumes, why bother?

Sex scene 1: Sunshine, Vivian Valentine and Brian Surewood no condom
Surewood's in a seedy hotel and calls up for a couple of hookers. I get even more annoyed because I couldn't understand what he says in the very beginning, which maybe would have helped in trying to follow the plot here. I think he is supposed to be a hitman, though by the huge amount of alcohol he consumes, I doubt if he could get on at a pest control company. Sunshine's loud, abrasive voice gets on my nerves right away, but at least she shut up during the sex, which I don't feel moved enough to describe. She and Valentine look kinda skanky, which should go without saying. The music is strange for a sex scene, but is kept very low.
My mood has not improved. In fact, my bitchometer is ratcheted up a notch. You probably sensed that.

Sex scene 2: Ian Daniels, Pat Myne and Tabitha Stevens Condoms (both)
Multiple buffer zone violations.
Tabitha sits at the bar blowing smoke into Ian's face and running that mouth of hers, which never lets up except when she's got a cock in it. No pool table here, so they make do with the bar counter and a couple of barstools. Tabitha's hard & nasty in this scene, and I think fans of hers will like it. She BJ's Daniels while getting it doggy from (Pat? Bart?) Myne, in between her trademark trash talking. Then mish from Daniels, and a DP on the bar, despite her claim in the 'behind the scenes' featurette that she wasn't doing anal that day. But then, she also couldn't remember who she was scheduled to fuck in this scene.
Here's another DP for you, Tabitha - 'Day Planner'
Witnessing this hermaphrodite bearded love child of the circus I mean porn industry has never done a thing for me. They always look extremely awkward and uncomfortable for everyone involved, though it's usually good for a laugh.
I no longer think it's humorous. Bitchometer inching into the red zone.

Sex scene 3: Wendy Knight and Holly Hollywood
Gratuitous 'lesbian' scene. Takes place in a locker room. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but knowing that most of these females have husbands/boyfriends and aren't really lesbians kinda makes me think they're faking it.
Hollywood goes muff diving then sits on Wendy's face for some reciprocation. This is the 'all American girl' Quaze goes on about so much? Please, maybe if you're from Canada. Holly looks like she just smoked a bongload. Then again, she could be drunk, but it's definitely on the depressant side of the scale rather than the stimulant side. Which frankly is a refreshing change in porn, so I'm not going to ding her for it. Much.
She goes to her locker and gets a Doc Johnson 8" Realistic dildo to use on Wendy. Maybe they're supposed to appear to be inexperienced, but anyone who keeps one of those bad boys in her locker should at least know how to use it! The way she just rams it in and out isn't pleasant to see, and I'm beginning to see why guys don't like toys in scenes. At least try to make it arousing for the viewer, and don't make me spell it out for you, you know what I'm talkin about. Another toy comes out of nowhere, and is used by Wendy on her. Ends with some superficial kissing.
Excuse me, Bitchometer has just set off an audible alarm.

Someone shoots the DP participants in the bar. Yay!!! My mood has just improved markedly. At any rate, Surewood gets back to his seedy hotel room with 2 more bottles of booze and finds a note with a phone number written on it under his door. He calls the number, and it turns out to be some skank he knew previously. Like THAT narrows it down.

Sex scene 4: Todd Alexander and Shelbee Myne condom
Another skank alert. This one has a huge tattoo on her lower back, and fake tits. Todd fucks her doggy, she rides him RC, the tits barely move. blah blah.. We're almost done.

Surewood gets punched in the gut by Daniels. Daniels gets shot full of lead in retaliation. Wait a minute... I thought Daniels was already dead. It's entirely possible I've missed something here.

Sex scene 5: Kelsey and Brian Surewood No condom
Kelsey gets fucked pretty good by Surewood in the final scene. She sucks him while he sucks on his bottle of bourbon and says "Yeah, gag on that dick". She has a large tattoo on her back and a tongue screw just like Shelbee from the last scene. She takes it in the ass RC, sitting on his lap in a chair and bouncing up and down.
I think this actually might be pretty good, and you should be over any anger by now, so you might be able to get off. And if not, there's plenty of hot slutty females with big tits just waiting for your call.


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