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Review:
With many of their teammates and friends presumed dead and trouble on the horizon, the X-Men and the Avengers must find a way to carry on with their jobs and their everyday lives. Fortunately for the viewer, that typically involves plenty of fucking and sucking, as sex is nature's best remedy. Unfortunately for the heroes, however, it ultimately...

Date of Review - January 7, 2016

Starring :

Skin Diamond
Jayden James
Penny Pax
Chanel Preston
Jazy Berlin
Katie St. Ives
Dana Vespoli
Zoe Voss
Tom Byron
Lexington Steele
Xander Corvus
Billy Glide
Marcus London
Jason Matrix
Josh Rivers
Nat Turnher
Jack Vegas

(Runtime - 1 hr. 56 mins.)
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In the Porn parody blockbuster, AVENGERS VS. X-MEN XXX: A PORN PARODY, the Marvel universe finds themselves at a standstill after the battle with the villainous, Onslaught have left them torn. Many soldiers such as "Thor" and "Ironman" have perished. They are all great losses, but there is no loss more devastating than that of Professor Charles Xavier, whom has also died. Now, without their leader and mentor, the mutants known as the X-Men struggle to find the motivation to continue to fight for justice. However, there is one man, who believes that he can lead the X-Men back to prominence after the loss. And that man, is one, "Magneto"(Tom Byron). It is a proposal that shocks not only the X-Men, but The Avengers as well, who are led by "Nick Fury"(Lexington Steele). Neither can fathom the idea of such a man leading the group, as Magneto is, of course the X-Men's greatest rival. But as the X-Men choose to ponder the proposal at hand, Fury and his team(which still includes the likes of "Captain America"(Josh Rivers, "Mockingbird"(Penny Pax), and "Spider-Man"(Xander Corvus), fear what's to come, as well as for the sake of mankind. And so, they prepare to go to battle with their brothers in arms. It is a battle of epic comic book proportions, as the 2 iconic factions set to square off.

Well, if you have kept up with the Porn parody adventures of Axel Braun in recent years, then you are aware that he has covered just about all of the bases as far as comic books are concerned, as he has successfully dirtied up many wholesome stories, in a very good way. There have been several Batman and Superman porn adventures from him, and even Thor and Spider-Man have been honored by him, not to mention that he has given both The Avengers and X-Men singular treatments(The Avengers have had 2 films, while the X-Men have received a Wolverine film, as well as their own entity). However, here he brings nearly the complete Marvel Universe together in one film, as he includes characters from several entities within the Marvel spectrum. Not only do we have the characters who make up The Avengers and X-Men represented here, we also get a few others, from other stories within the Marvel universe. Characters such as "Power Man"(Nat Turnher), the villain known as "Purple Man"(Robert), and "Dr. Strange". While, personally, I may not be all up on my Marvel knowledge, it's always a nice surprise to go and research after an Axel Braun effort, only to discover just how much knowledge he has about the characters he chooses to parody. It just shows just how much care that he gives to each of his projects, as a lot of times, he dares to incorporate characters into films that Hollywood otherwise wouldn't. I must admit, that out of his more recent Superhero parodies, prior to this one, I had only seen the first Avengers film out of this group. I had not seen either the Avengers sequel, nor the Wolverine film, not to mention the X-Men standalone film. Because of that, I was not sure how well that i'd take to AVENGERS VS. X-MEN XXX. But as I would find, I had nothing to worry about, as this film carries over quite nicely on its own, even if you hadn't seen the previous films.

Recently in my review for Axel's Wonder Woman parody, I took issue with the story. I just felt that it was a bit all over the place, with no ideal resolution. So I went into this one, with that in mind. I hoped that the story found here would be much more solid, and indeed it is, Although, AVENGERS VS. X-MEN XXX, like WONDER WOMAN XXX is a film that leaves us with an open ended ending, in this case, it is an ending that promises something bigger maybe be upon us. With that said, I do hope that a sequel to follow up this film will be made in the future. The anticipation is just too big not to continue the story. As for the rest of the story, it is well structured, with well realized versions of the Marvel characters. We meet up with the characters as they cope with loss, and struggle to maintain a positive ground, all while still finding time to fight off pesky villains, as well as find time to get it on, during their time off! Personally I found myself into this one. With a title such as AVENGERS VS. X-MEN, then you know something is going to happen. Why else would otherwise allies be fighting each other? For comic book fans, that may have been a question that has already been answered. But for me? What did I know? So I sat tight to discover where Braun would take things. And I have to say that I am slightly pleased with the outcome. Yes the outcome may be just one big tease, but I liked it, and the good thing is that i'd like to see more of it. Yes these Axel Braun parodies have life yet!

As I said above, these characters are all well realized for the porn parodies, and the ensemble cast does a great job portraying them. The film features most of the players from Axel's other comic book films returning to reprise their roles. People such as Lexington Steele("Nick Fury"), Tom Byron("Magneto"), Katie St. Ives("Kitty Pride"), Penny Pax("Mockingbird"), Skin Diamond as "Storm", and Xander Corvus as "Spider-Man. Billy Glide also is shown as Colossus, as this was likely one of his final roles(Glide passed away in 2014). They are all fun to see here within the context of the film, whether involved in the film's sex scenes or not, all of them seem to play a part of making the film as enjoyable as it is. I especially liked seeing Lexington Steele return as "Nick Fury", and Tom Byron as "Magneto"(who has come a long way from being "Dickman's" sidekick, "Throbbin', I must say!), they represent well as the film's two leaders, while the film is filled with a lot of other great talent all around, and when it comes to the sex scenes in particular.

Speaking of the sex scenes, there's five. 2 pairings, one blowjob, and 2 three-ways, so there is a little variety here in terms of sex. Personally, I really liked the second scene pairing of Penny Pax and Josh Rivers(mostly because - hey it's Penny), and the 2 three-ways were very nice. I really liked seeing Tom Byron still in there kickin' it, for one.

So to close, is AVENGERS VS.X-MEN XXX my favorite Axel Braun parody of all time? Maybe not. But I did have fun with it, and as I said above I await any sort of follow up, should there be one. But again, as always, the production values for this one are top notch, from the setups, to the costumes, everything is right down to the details. It is a fun adventure to watch unfold.

Sex scene breakdown

Scene 1 : Katie St. Ives Jason Matrix
After a heartfelt memorial for the fallen, Kitty Pride(Katie St. Ives) and Havok(Jason Matrix) console each other with a little sex. Things begin with passionate kissing between the two, before Katie goes down on his cock. It is here that she takes every inch of Matrix, adding lots of spit, As she takes it in her mouth, she grips it with both hands. From there, comes missionary, where Matrix slides it in to Katie's slit. From this position, Jason continuously slams it in. Then things go to cowgirl where St. Ives rides it hard, as Matrix spreads her ass, before things reach a steady pace. From there, it's doggy, where Matrix keeps the pace going as he plows into Katie. The doggy then goes to spoon where the Action continues. Then Jason goes at Katie's pussy with both his mouth and fingers which causes her to cum. then it's off to missionary where Jason continues to slam it in hard, before he is forced to pull out to cum. The scene ends with Matrix blasting all over St. Ives' chest with a big load. - A decent scene to begin things with. I have always liked Katie St. Ives, she's pretty damn hot, with those piercing blue eyes and all! Always nice to watch her get fucked! My only complaint is that the costume gets in the way of seeing all of Katie's nice curves(ie. her ass!). But I do understand that this comes with the territory of porn parodies.

Scene 2 : Penny Pax and Josh Rivers
In the second scene. Reeling from the loss of her boyfriend "Hawkeye", "Mockingbird",(Penny Pax) looks for comfort in "Captain America"(Josh Rivers), whom is also grieving the loss of his crime fighting comrades. After the two converse, things lead into sex, as the two begin to kiss. And then things begin to pick up when Rivers goes down on Penny. Spreading her legs wide, Josh continuously tongues at Penny's beautiful hole, This is before Penny returns the favor, by slowly sucking on Josh's cock. From there, things go into spoon, where Josh continues to drive it into Penny's pussy for a period, before things go to reverse cowgirl. In this position, things go nice and steady as Penny rides the cock, but eventually the pace quickens as Josh pounds it in deep. It's from there that things proceed into spoon for some anal. The pace stays at a nice steady pace here, before the two move on to more in doggy. It is here that Rivers continues to plug away, before he pulls out to cum on her ass. - Another good scene involving Penny Pax(I've seen a lot of them recently). I love the fact that when Penny is involved there seems to be anal involved, it's nice to see both anal and vag sometimes.

Scene 3 : Zoe Voss and Marcus London
Next up, "Wasp"(Zoe Voss), and "Banshee"(Marcus London), go over to Wasp's place, where they get to know each other better. It doesn't take them long to engage in a little play on the couch. From there, Zoe then proceeds to toy with Marcus's cock with her mouth as she works the shaft, and sucks the balls. Zoe continues to work the cock, as she sensually sucks and strokes it, before finally working up London to to cum on her face. - An ok scene. I guess it should be noted that this is just a blowjob only scene. But with that said, it is still kind of hot, as Voss demonstrates her incredible cock sucking skills.

Scene 4 : Chanel Preston and Dana Vespoli and Nat Turnher
After kicking "Purple Man's"(Robert) as, "Psylocke"(Dana Vespoli), "Polaris"(Chanel Preston and "Luke Cage"[aka "Power Man" ](Nat Turnher), get into a little action of a different kind, as they engage in a three-way. First, Dana mounts Chanel to kiss her, while Nat scouts Dana's ass, before joining in. That leads to both girls going in on his cock, as they trade off. Eventually Nat lies back, where the girls continue to have their way with his dick. Eventually it is Dana who gets on to ride in cowgirl, as her nice ass is put on display. From there, Dana goes down on Chanel is missionary, while Nat takes to Dana in doggy, then briefly in side fuck, and back again. This continues for a time before Nat turns his attention to Chanel, as he gives her the dick in missionary. Here, he slam it into her nice and hard. Following this, Dana briefly tongues Chanel's as before Nat puts the dick into her ass from behind, and proceeds to fuck it nice and deep. Nat continues to fuck before the scene ends with him cumming onto Chanel's ass. - This was a pretty good scene, with a nice setup. The action was pretty good as the two ladies took on Turnher. From Chanel, we get both vag and anal.

Scene 5 : Skin Diamond and Jazy Berlin and Tom Byron
The next scene sees "Storm"(Skin Diamond) and "Black Cat"(Jazy Berlin) confront Magneto, about the possible pending attack from "Nick Fury"(Lexington Steele) and The Avengers, They want him to simply call it off. And in order to convince him to do so, the girls soon take to sucking his cock. The two trade off, as they both lick and suck the cock. This is before Byron takes Skin Diamond from behind, as she goes down on Jazy in missionary. Byron pounds Skin Diamond's nice ass, while Skin Diamond eats Jazy's pussy, before Byron gives it to Jazy nice and deep in reverse cowgirl from the love seat. After, Skin Diamond then hops on to ride in cowgirl, and it is a nice view as her nice round ass bounces, as she grinds on the cock from this position. To follow, Jazy then gets it in missionary, where Byron continues the pace, all before pulling out to cum all over both ladies. - Another good scene, this time featuring the Legend that is Tom Byron. It also features 2 sexy ladies in Skin Diamond and Jazy Berlin.