Filthy First Timers #33

By
Elegant Angel

Staring
Sage St Claire
Kelsy Waye
Rayna Foxxx
Lily French
Erica
Mr. Chris
&
Super Jay

Highlights
Anal
B.J's
Natural Womyn

At First Glance

I have a thing for first timers, let's see what Mr. Chris has to offer.

And a little hint for reading my reviews, if you're skimming just looking for what kind of sex you can expect, I Capitalize positions for easier reading. ;-)

The Basics

-Filthy First Timers #33
-Genre: Straight
- 6 chapters

Overall Value- $12.00

The Run Down

Well here we are, self professed first time porn girls...show us what you've got.

For the most part the girls were good looking, mostly clean, natural looking and although some were a little awkward it made for some pretty good scenes. Each scene started with a brief bio gif and a "hi, who are you" with the girls which led into their scene. Each ended with a "thank you Mr. Chris and blowing a kiss at the camera.

There was some gonzo as Mr. Chris tried to multitask with the camera and the girls at the same time but when things really got underway he handed the camera over. There were plenty of positions and camera angles with each girl but he seemed to be stuck in a rut of sorts. 1) You suck me while I finger bang you 2) Cowgirl 3)Mission with your legs together and of course everything ends with a facial. Maybe it was intentional and I missed the point...

There were the standard extras aside from the "bonus scene" which was a scene from Filthy First Timers #27. I wasn't overly impressed. *see below

Overall, pretty good. Certainly fine for jack off material but not what I would call a must have.

Bonus Scene

This starts with two small breasted (un-named) womyn dancing and fondling one another. Cut abruptly to 1 of them blowing a guy (again un-named) while the other makes out with him. Things progress to a double BJ and them into Cowgirl, more quick lick and more stick in Cowgirl. Into Missionary and then to Doggie as girl 2 get's her titties sucked. Girl 1 gives a BJ and then helps him into the other girls ass for some anal. Into Reverse Cowgirl with girl 2 rubbing girl 1's clit. Some more blowing then into Girl 1's ass in Spoon from behind from where he cums on her belly. Abrupt cut to him pulling out of Girl 2 and Girl 1 blows him as Girl 2 eats her. Into Girl 1's ass as she rubs her clit and into a double BJ and a double Facial. (god I hate trying to explain 3 somes!)

The girls keep looking around as if to ask "am I doing it right?" and it detracts from the heat of the scene. I don't wanna know if you're distracted, please try to look interested.
The audio is really poor, you can hear every creak of the furniture and what sounds like kids yelling and playing in the background.
Eh, overall I was not thrilled, between the distraction of the performers, the piss poor audio and the girls not seeming to know what to do with themselves while the other was being fucked it was a mediocre scene at best.

Heat 2 of 5
Looks 3 1/2 of 5

Scene 1
Lily French & Mr. Chris

This starts with the standard introduction which quickly moves into a B.J and Finger fucking. On to Cowgirl and Missionary as Lily talks dirty in French. There's some light spanking, Reverse Cowgirl. Into Spoon, Doggie and Doggie Anal. Then he up ends her and Pile Drivers her Anal. Into Missionary Anal and finishes with a messy facial.

A couple things that I didn't care for:
Mr. Chris, what is it with that overgrown Foo Man Goatee and the sunglasses? I really don't dig it. Also, please, drop the "good girl, oh good girl" crap. It's rude and a turn off. Those are just my personal peeves though so to be fair I still give it a 4 as the sex was hot.

Heat 3 1/2 of 5
Looks 3 1/2 of 5

Scene 2
Kelsy Waye & Super Jay

Wow, this girl has a kicken bod. 34D breasts and a nice ass too. This was a little different, it of course started with the standard intro but Mr. Chris leads Kelsy to his roommates room where we walk in on Super Jay jacking off to some magazines. Anyway, again things start with a B.J, there's some light spanking and hair pulling, 69, Missionary and Cowgirl. Into Spoon then Doggie. Back to Missionary and ending in a facial.

Heat 4 of 5
Looks 4 of 5

Scene 3
Sage St. Claire & Mr. Chris

This is a foxy 19 year old that I wouldn't mind...well anyway...

Things get started with some gonzo Finger fucking and a B.J, then moves into some Titty fucking. Then Mr. Chris hands over the camera and he Finger fucks her as she kneels over him and continues his B.J. Into Cowgirl, Spoon, Missionary and Doggie. She's very vocal about what she wants which I liked but made her seem a bit, well, seasoned. Mr. Chris gives her a vibe for her clit and takes her "ass virginity" in Doggie and into the pop shot on those incredible boobs.

Heat 3 1/2 of 5
Looks 4 1/2 of 5

Scene 4
Rayna Foxxx

This is a too thin, Las Vegas stripper that Mr. Chris met the night before. He tells her "I'm gonna take you upstairs, have you blow me, fuck you, then cum on your face." Charming.

Things start off with the now predictable BJ as her Finger fucks her. He Eats her out as he sticks a finger up her ass. Into Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie and then Anal Doggie. She's got her faced buried in the pillow but you can hear her yelling Oww and gasping for air. Into Missionary anal and finally (mercifully) it ends in a facial.

I couldn't help but notice that she looked really fried, her eyes were blurry and she seemed rather slow in her reactions, combined with the anorexicly thin body I was a little bothered.

Heat 2 1/2 of 5
Looks 3 of 5

Scene 5
Erica & Super Jay

Erica is an older womyn, maybe in her 40's with big fake boobs. She too appears a bit out of it and keeps repeating "are you fucking kidding me?" My guess is she's had a couple drinks.

She wastes no time in getting things rolling as she fingers herself with her ass in the air and soon enough has 4 fingers in her pussy. She Blows Super Jay, she gets 2 seconds of Pussy licking then he Finger fucks her, hard. Into Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie and Doggie Anal. Missionary anal and finally a Facial which she wipes up into her mouth and swallows.

It seemed Erica was a bit "seasoned" too which led me to wonder how many of these womyn had some other type of sex worker job prior to doing this video. I guess this disappointed me a bit. I was hoping for a "first timers" DVD and with womyn that seem a little too comfortable in front of the camera, and which dirty talks sounds insincere from kind of kills that.

Heat 3 of 5
Looks 2 1/2 of 5

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Play Movie Chapters
6, Full Motion Captures Trailers
5 available for preview Internet
advertisement with an assortment of sex scene teasers Bonus Scene
28min 30 seconds, Scene from Filthy First Timers #27

My Overall Impression

Well, it was no work of art, it had some issues but overall it was pretty hot and I didn't mind watching it. Not bad...2/12 of 5 dripping pussies.

Have fun, be safe.
Luna