Pirate Fetish Machine: Trust No One.

Director: Susi Medusa Gottardi.

Extras:
The Extras menu seems to be presented in a forced 16:9 ratio, but not very well, as when displayed on a standard 4:3 television, half of the menu options' icons are not visible. Director's Cut: Right at the start of the disc, before the Menu comes an option to view the feature in it's original VHS version, or as the DVD "Director's Cut" edited by Susi Medusa with some unreleased footage. Trailer: The trailer for this title.
Making of:Apparently "making of" means showing some random BTS footage with annoying electro-pop played over the top of all the footage.. 6 and a half minutes in there's a quick 1 minute interiew with Julie Silver with the same old trite questions. Then it ends.
Cast: The usual step-throughs of the disc's female cast.
Photobook: A bunch of hi-res action stills that you navigate yourself in step format.
Production Notes: Some badly-written copy, nominal credits for the cast and director. Shot in Rome, Italy.
Other Titles: Individual Previews for: Cleopatra, Lesbian Games, The Private Life of Lea De Mae, Reality 20, Coconut Holiday.
Language options: English, French, German, Spanish, Italian.
Subtitle options: Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Portugese, Polish, Romanian.

A quick note on scene ratings - unlike many reviewers of different things who tend to rate "average" as 7/10. I rate average as 5/10, this makes 7/10 from me quite a bit above average, so bear this in mind.

None of these scenes feature condoms. Anything else notable will be mentioned by scene.

What little I've seen of Susi Medusa's work so far has been uneven. She can shoot some decent workmanlike sex, but far too often fills an otherwise decent scene with too much in the way of props, checklist-activities and edits/cutaways which hurt the scene in order to "advance the (nonexistant) plot. Let's hope this one can be a bit better..

Prequel Sex: The disc starts off with what looks like Sarah O'Neil sucking off Franco as he stands there holding a stopwatch, then she bites his cock, and walks off, leaving him writhing on the floor. We then see three girls briefly groping one another, then Sarah Blue, with PVC boots on her hands and feet as well as a white t-shirt and black miniskirt enters a room where Franco stands around and then blows him for a couple of minutes, then licks his ass through his chaps, though we can't really see anything. She leaves, then Vanessa walks in..

Scene 1:
Vanessa? (unless it's Sabina Black), Franco Trentalance.

Anal, Gapes, Facial.

Sabina is a dark-haired girl with natural breasts and some pseudo-goth makeup on. She is naked except for her knee-high PVC boots and a pulled-down leather/pvc corset. Franco takes her panties, sniffs them, then throws them in the fire. Cut to him spoon-fucking her while still wearing his leather/pvc chaps, he switches from her pussy to her ass, though the static camera angle isn't very good. Next up is RAC with a few large gapes thrown in as Franco's cock is either very large or Sabina is a very small girl, or both.. Next is vag cowgirl, than anal, then a little more spoon anal, then we cut to her jerking a weak load off into her mouth. After he finishes, he yells at her and so she grabs her stuff and leaves.

A decent little scene, I could have done without the massive gapes myself, but otherwise it was nothing outstanding or hugely bad either..
6/10

There are several cutaways, the three girls again fondling each other, some groping of Vanessa again, then the final seconds of her sucking and jerking off some other guy, who then hands her a unch of 100-something notes.We again cut to the three girls again (is it supposed to be the three witches? who knows and more importantly, who cares? A car breaks down and some other stuff happens, then Julie Silver leads Sabrina Black, a gorgeous brunette upstairs into a dungeon room..

Scene 2:
Sabrina Black, 2 hooded guys (Franco Trentalance is one of them).

Anal, DP, Facials.

Sabrina lays back on a bed and starts dreaming, then we warp to her with black tape X'ed across her nipples as two men in black hoods finger her, then fuck her asshole with a dildo while spanking her butt. They then DP her cowgirl style. Next up one guy fucks her missionary anal while she sucks off the other guy. Next we see her licking the soles of the guys' boots, then she sucks them both off. The guys jerk off into her mouth one at a time

Well, Sabrina is gorgeous, but the sex in this scene was severely lacking.
4/10

Scene 3:
Sarah Blue, 2 guys.

Anal, DP, Facials.

Sarah Black, looking all tryhard-punk cuts her stockings open with a knife, then licks the blade. Then she starts to suck off both guys, then she mounts one guy RAC and the other guy moves in and there you go, instant DP. Cut to anal spooning as Sarah sucks off the other guy, and finally both guys jerk off in her face to finish another cookie-cutter scene...

Sarah Blue can look quite attractive, however in the outfits that Susi puts her in over the course of this film she just doesn't do anything at all for me. Punk and Goth can look very good, if done well, but by the same token if they're not done just right they look very average.
5/10

Scene 4:
Julie Silver, Sabrina Black.

Strap-on, A2P.

Julie is dressed in a white shirt and tie, with a Top Hat, as well as white linen crotchless pants and a black PVC corset over the top. She has black PVC gloves and holds a riding crop and rubs it against her pussy. Sabrina, still laying on the bed in the dungeon-room has black fishnets on and a white jacket, and lays back on the bed, writhing until Julie goes down on her and rips her stockings. Sabrina then goes down on Julie, fingering her asshole with 2 fingers. Cut to the two of them standing around, Julie now wearing a strap-on while Sabrina whacks it with the riding crop before going down on it in a gesture of pointlessness. Julie then fucks Sabrina, anal doggy, then spoon, RAC which is shot from far too close in and doesn't work very well. Cut to Sabrina wearing the strap-on and Julie rides anal cowgirl which goes A2P into cowgirl, RAC, Sabrina briefly fucks Julie doggystyle, then Franco walks in to break them up and the scene ends.

Quite decent as far as g/g strapon scenes go. Not super-exciting, but both girls looked very good here.
6/10

Scene 5:
Sarah O'Neill, Guy.

Anal, Facial.

The scene starts with a shot of Sarah's asshole, as she fucks herself with a black dildo. She is laying backwards on a table, and with a second black dildo DPs herself. She looks absolutely gorgeous, black hair and pierced tongue, long mid-thigh boots and leopard-print skirt and neck. Some guy comes in and stops her, but she pulls him to stop and lays back and opens her legs, so he stops and starts to fuck her asshole missionary. RAC is next, then anal missionary, then Sarah dildoing her pussy as she sits and sucks the guy off till he jerks himself off into her mouth. During the post-cum head, she bites down on his cock in a recurrance of the cock-biting from the start of the film.

Sarah looks fantastic, though the scene was nothing outstanding, it was decent and rewatchable. .
6.5/10

The three girls stab at a little voodoo dolly, then Sarah O'Neil sneaks into some guy's room with a machete, but is disturbed by Franco. Then the scene cuts to...

Scene 6:
Julie Silver, Sarah O'Neil, Sara Blue, Franco Trentalance.

Anal, A2OGM, Ass slapping, P2OGm, Facials.

The scene starts with a shot of Julie (I think) spreading her buttcheeks to expose/open up her asshole and pussy while wearing a red shirt and a black PVC corset and gloves. The camera then pans down to Sarah (dark hair) and Sara (blonde hair) who are going down on Franco's dick while dressed in fetishy outfits. They stop sucking and Julie sits down, impaling her butthole on Franco's dick for some anal cowgirl. There's way too much fake moaning, some A2OGM, ass slapping by the other girls, more A2OGM several times. Then Sara gets analled in missionary with Julie A2OGMing. Sara dildoes Sarah while this goes on. Sara gets vaginalled missionary and Julie does P2OGM. Next Sarah and Julie 69 as Franco buttfucks Sarah and Julie fingers her. Sara dildoes herself as she looks on. Julie rides him in RAC, while in the background the two Sara(h)s dildo each other. Then suddenly Julie jerks Franco off onto the Sara(h)'s faces.

The scene was a bit too busy and difficult to figure out who was doing what to whom at times. The scene was also a bit short, which is usually annoying but not in this instance.
4/10

The chapters stops on this disc were awfully placed, and the plot was a confused mess. We never got to see the g/g/g scene between the three girls which was teased throughout the film. What started as a film with much potential as far as cast and costumes go, particularly with Sarah O'Neill, Sabrina Black and Julie Silver present simply became another middling "so-called fetish" porn release...
5/10

This is a director's cut which runs about 15 minutes longer than the original VHS version. At the beginning of the DVD, you are asked which version you would like to view, which is a nice touch.

I don't often get the fetish titles from Private, so i dont really have much to compare it too. I did, however like this title. It was really enjoyable.

Revolving around three 'witch-type' girls who are refered to as the 'Three S's', (mainly cos all their names begin with the letter 'S'). The plot isnt really that interesting, but the atmosphere allows for nice set-ups between the sex scenes. Show Full Review