What Gets You Off

Studio: 3rd Degree
Director: Chris Streams
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 1:53:17

Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:29:18)

Starring:
Cytherea (Cover Girl)
Jane Darling
Katie Gold
Julie Silver
Trinity

Themes: Gonzo, Female Orgasm

3rd Degree is a new porn company that has apparently spun out of Zero Tolerance. I haven't seen anything from them yet, but I've been hearing nothing but great things. 3rd Degree has some eye-catching red foil box covers, with white DVD cases. The overall appearance of the package is quite ...

A few years back, I watched a movie called Booty Duty. In this movie their was a cute little brown eyed blonde that took my breath away. I was amazed seeing this tiny innocent looking babe take it up the ass, and I was an instant fan. When she retired, I thought it was much to soon and I hoped and wished she would return. Im proud to say, my wish came true. Katie Gold is back and looks better than ever. Her bonus scene in Big Wet Asses 4 rocked my world, so I decided to check her out in this movie. Seeing what the other girls have to offer should be a nice bonus! I rate all scenes on a scale ...

what gets you off

2004, 1 hour 52 minutes
3rd Degree
Directed by Chris Streams
Starring Cytherea, Julie Silver, Trinity, Katie Gold, Jane Darling

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The Knowledge:

[ /image ] --> Working in adult for more than eighteen years, Joey Wilson, has helped revitalize Rosebud Video and assisted in ushering in Metros FusXion brand. This summer he decided to launch his own company, Third Degree and immediately signed uber-talented Zero Tolerance lensman Chris Streams as his first exclusive contract director. With their similar approaches to marketing and the way their films are shot (what do you expect with one the same guys behind the camera?), Third Degree has earned an unfair reputation as a Zero Tolerance copycat, ZT, Jr. or ZT Lite. Nothing could be further from the truth. You have to do no more than actually watch a Third Degree product to figure out that they are carving out a niche all their own and do not have to rely on mimicking anyone elses successes. They produce high-quality smut with an edge and shoot all the beautiful dirty girls the fans are clamoring to see. If everyone else isnt careful and doesnt take note, theyll all be left in the dust trying to imitate Third Degree rather than the other way around.

The Action:

[ /image ] --> Jane Darling

There are worse ways to start out a flick than with the delectable Czech Jane Darling. If its one thing about 3rd Degree, theyve certainly made me fans of girls I had seen in other movies before but for some reason had just overlooked or didnt find memorable. These same woman somehow end up looking and performing much better for director Chris Streams and the image of them remains scorched into the back of my brain. Angel Dark (Crack Addict, Dont Tell My Daddy, Share the Load) and Laura Lion (Camel Hoes) are two girls that spring to mind. Jane Darling is another. My exposure to Darling began in January of this year with Ass Cleavage 3 before extending to Double Decker Sandwich 3, Big Tit Brotha Lovers 3 & 4 and Big Natural Tits 12, but until I saw 3rd Degrees Up'R Class I hadnt really SEEN Darling. In everything else, she was just another long-legged blonde natural floppy titted Euro talent. In her 3rd Degree shoots, shes been the Czech Most Likely to Make CJ Lose His Load by Just Walking Onscreen. This scene is no different: tackling two well-hung studs she sucks their cocks like she needs them for life support and rides them both like her favorite amusement park ride. Shes absolutely beautiful throughout it all, her tits bouncing everywhere while all of her orifices stay packed with hard prick. After reverse cowgirl anal with both men individually, they combine efforts to DP Jane cowgirl and reverse. Darling, meanwhile, never misses a beat, as energetic, horny and nasty as she is gorgeous. She jerks both men off onto her face with glee, sucking and stroking them to the very last drop.


Trinity

[ /image ] --> Doing a sultry tease in the center of a room stands Pleasure Productions contract girl, Trinity. To add to her fantastic boob job, Trinity has a unique look due to her American Indian and Italian genes and a hard body honed to perfection from yoga and hours spent in the gym. Today shes faced with the task of tackling the bent boner of muscleman Lee Stone which could prove to be quite the workout and perhaps even a chance to test how flexible her yoga has made her. Stone immediately throws Trinity over his shoulder and makes her suck his cock upside down while he runs his tongue down into her pussy. When hes tasted enough, he tosses her over to the sofa and fucks her pussy doggie while holding one of Trinitys long legs over his shoulder, exposing those flat abs of hers for the camera. Cowgirl and mish follow, the anal mish being an especially impressive visual with Trinitys legs sometimes spread wide and what seems like across the entire room or at other times just high in the air in a V formation while she licks her fingers and slowly rubs at her clit. After fucking her ass a lot more in a variety of positions (standing doggie, reverse cowgirl, standing reverse cowgirl and piledriver; all with some ass-to-mouth during the transitions) Lee jerks some spurts onto Trinitys tongue and face. She swallows what lands in her mouth and uses her fingers to collect and eat the rest.


[ /image ] --> Katie Gold

Im Katie fuckin Gold, of course youre looking at me! Remember lil Katie Gold? Well, forget her because our new Katie is all growd up now. While the cute and perky tiny natural tits remain, seven-year veteran Gold has filled out nicely everywhere else and if youve seen her turn in this years Big Wet Asses 4 in the bonus footage, you know exactly what Im talking about. You dont get into that series without packing some serious luggage and shes working the pink fishnet outfit shes wearing here today. She also made a splash (no pun intended) in Elegant Angels Tales From the Toilet and Squirtwoman 2 that has seemingly marked somewhat of a return for Katie and a re-dedication to performing as frequently as she once did in the late 90s. Katie takes her time getting her nipples hard and fingering her ass before lying back, her head hanging upside down over the edge of a sofa and letting Dillon Day fuck her face like an inmate fresh outta the joint. After widening her throat, Dillon then takes to widening Katies pussy mish and then her asshole reverse cowgirl and doggie. All Katie can do to keep up is hold on to the edge of the sofa, pray for dear life and bite her knuckles. Dillon goes hard in all the following positions as well, from anal mish to cowgirl until he drops gobs of goo all over Katies sweet lil mouth.


Julie Silver

[ /image ] --> I have never seen nor heard of Julie Silver before this very moment but its just something about her, the aura she exudes that tells me that shes going to win me over with her very first attempt. Shes quite the dirty talker and she enjoys licking her own nipples for us as well as rapidly and forcefully shoving as many as four fingers in and out of her sopping wet pussy and asshole. Two hard dicks enter stage left and right and Silver knows just what to do with them. After giving wet sloppy blowjobs to both men, she hops onto one of them cowgirl for a bit before hopping off and sucking her juices off while getting pounded doggie in the ass by the other. So far, Silvers the only woman to surpass Darlings sensuality and enthusiasm. What do they feed these women in Czechia? Whatever the ingredients, it seemingly makes them impervious and unafraid of DPs because thats what Julie gets next where she fucks those two dicks inside of her back just as hard as shes getting it. Moving to a cowgirl DP, Julie deep throats both cocks super DEEP ass-to-mouth before continuing her double penetration plugging. The guys jerk off onto her face and tongue one at a time and Julie alternately sucks them both back and forth before fading to the final scene.


[ /image ] --> Cytherea

Dont let Cythereas demure look deceive you. Theres a reason her scene is last, theres a reason why shes on the cover. Cytherea is the thing wet dreams are made of. And if you didnt get that pun, this is obviously youre first time seeing Cytherea and having seen this scene at least twice before seeing it now, I can honestly tell you that you couldnt have picked a better jumping off point. After some tease, Cytherea kneels and is met with the dick of Mr. Pete. She sucks it as lustily as one can, grunting and groaning, taking in deep breaths and staring it down like it were her nemesis, but one she LOVES to hate. Cys in a strange place performance-wise today; everything Pete does to her is met with a zest Ive never seen Cytherea display before. After letting Pete fuck her face and begging for more, she mounts him reverse cowgirl and rides that boy like her childhood hobby horse until she squirts and convulses all over him at least three times, splattering the camera with her spray. She sucks her juices off of Petes dick like the fate of all mankind rests on how well she does it and then proceeds to get banged doggie until she squirts twice more (her second orgasm makes her tiny body collapse and she falls to the floor in a trembling heap), causing her to reach out for things that dont exist and beg Pete through clenched teeth not to stop fucking her. In spoon, I dont think Cy can even see straight, shes cum so many times and shes lost all control of her motor functions. They dont stay here long, however, as Pete moves Cytherea to a stool where he rails her pussy mish, her legs spread wide to give us a primo view of her snatch being pounded and the spray thats sure to follow. Cys demands have been reduced to barely decipherable gibberish, her eyes are rolled back into her head and her body is quaking like a heroin junkie in desperate need of a fix. Pete begins to rub her clit as he fucks her and this sets off a chain reaction that makes Cy squirt nearly seven or eight times in a row, each stream as long and strong as the first. Now Ive seen Cytherea squirt A LOT of times since she hit the scene, but NEVER like that. Of course, Cys a shuddering jumble of nerves who cant even speak the English language right now. That cant be good. One day were going to find out that orgasms that intense kill brain cells, like marijuana or ecstasy or something. Pete turns Cytherea around doggie on the same stool and fucks her pussy while it hangs over the edge. After three or four strong squirts, the stool is soaked with Cythereas cum. After her last orgasm, Cy hops to her knees and gets her sweaty face soaked with Petes jizz. Staring directly at the camera and out of breath Cytherea says, If you dont know who I am by now, you know who the FUCK I am now. Aint nothing I can say to really top that; that pretty much says it all.


Extras:

[ /image ] --> Twenty-one minute Behind the Scenes featurette, Cum Shot Loop, a photo gallery and trailers for other 3rd Degree releases (Ass Cream, Camel Hoes, UpR Class, The Wetter The Better & New Releases).

Comments:

Ive only missed one of Third Degrees discs since their inception (Share the Load) and theres a good reason for this. Even if the cast isnt to your liking (which has honestly never been a problem), their DVDs are technically sound and well put together while the material on them is worthy of such a high-end presentation and shot impressively by a guy whos probably the most underrated yet best cameraman in the business right now. He has an uncanny knack for making everything he shoots look great and his company makes sure that he really doesnt have to due to their own personal commitment to quality. What Gets You Off is another winner in what seems to be an unending string of successes for Third Degree. Keepem coming, Wilson, Streams and Co.

Crucifixio Jones