In the early '70s, my brother and I rescued some Playboy magazines from a neighbor's Spring cleaning trash pile. In the August 1971 edition, a topless Cathy Rowland graced the centerfold that also featured her sexy dark denim blue jeans sporting a lovely scarf through the belt loops. This centerfold became so popular that Playboy released it as a jigsaw puzzle. So, with this and other totally topless, jean wearing Playboy Playmate images (ah, yes, Crystal Smith) dancing in my head, I decided to see what Ryan Madison has up his sleeve with JEAN FUCKING (2014, Teen Fidelity-Kelly Madison Productions).

In JEAN FUCKING, a 2 disc set presented by Teen Fidelity, Ryan sucks and fucks 4 young porn starlets wearing tight jeans. Early on, Ryan cuts or tears the crotch area of each young performer then takes each girl through a series of straight sex paces that concludes with a cum shot and other extra curricular activity. Wide screen. No condoms.

About 3 hours for the feature on Disc 1 and a 45 minute BTS and fluffing combined extra feature on Disc 2 that also has a couple of 10 minute photo galleries and a 20 minute Kelly and her big titties bonus.

Disc 1

Blue jean wearing Emma Stone & Ryan

A noisy opening montage of Emma Stone around a black SUV starts out this 41 minute encounter that concludes inside the vehicle with Emma going down on Ryan. The duo step outside the vehicle for a terrific upright doggy bit with Ryan pulling her jeans down to reveal her pale cute tush.

The action heads inside (another noisy montage?) where Ryan chains Emma to the ceiling in this white room and cuts the crotch out of jeans with a green handled scissors. Straight sex stuff occurs in the white room with Emma hanging onto white ceiling rails above her head during doggy being a highlight. Ryan drops a cum shot in her mouth then carries on with more mishing then he takes her by her hand to another place in the house for upright fingering followed by more upright fingering in the shower for the finale---!!!

Blue jean wearing Aidra Fox & Ryan

Another noisy montage finds Aidra outside then action switches indoors where the lovely Ms. Fox licks her own feet in a bathroom environ that's the setting for most of her 48 minute encounter with Ryan. After some kissing, Ryan gets out his scissors and he's soon mish fucking Aidra atop the wash basin counter area. With small but shapely tits, Aidra gives off more than a bit of that '70s Playboy Playmate vibe and that peaks when all clothing comes off except for her torn blue jeans. Ryan takes the action into the shower stall and it's a wet and wonderful upright fuck ride with assist from natural lighting but hampered by choking. Note to Ryan: find something else to do with your spare hand; yea, wash her hair or something useful. The duo land on the floor outside the shower stall for mishing, a facial and more mishing. Aidra fingers herself into ecstasy then Ryan pulls off what's left of her jeans, walks her through the house then outside; he tosses her into a pool where he soon joins her---!!!!

Blue jeans and roller skates wearing Sabrina Banks & Ryan

DVD cover girl Sabrina's musical montage aptly accompanies her roller skating with Ryan outdoors plus some indoor skate action. She's so comfortable in her skates that she wears them throughout her entire straight sex encounter in and around a bed. About halfway through the 40 minute encounter, a small boobed Sabrina discards her bikini top and gives us that lovely topless look for the remainder of her scene with Ryan. Upright positions a huge plus; lame choking a huge minus. Extra curricular activity includes a vibrator that she holds with two hands to work her pussy lips exposed between the torn jeans while Ryan fingers her ass hole. With vibrator in hand, she skates away---!!! 1/2

White slacks wearing Ella Woods & Ryan

Ryan's strong enough to rip holes into the crotch of Ella's white slacks in this straight sex bedroom encounter with the white of Ella's pants matching the blue and white Paisley patterns on the bed spread. Extra curricular masturbation activity occurs after Ryan cream pies her pussy for the finale of the straight sex action in this less interesting encounter that ends Disc 1---!! 1/2

Disc 2

In other reviews of Kelly Madison DVDs, I have been critical of these second discs that feature BTS, fluffing and photos. Here, I am interested in seeing how the girls are presented. Do we get to see an abundance of topless shots with their blue jeans hugging their thin young bodies? In the BTS segments that are between the fluffing footage, the gals are mostly shot from waist up so the answer is no. Emma opens up a robe and shows us her skateboarding scars. Topless Aidra talks about wanting to do scenes with fuck machines meanwhile she babbles on about Maddy O'Reilly's pussy sucking prowess. Topless Sabrina is new to the biz as she got her start doing fetish modeling. A robed Ella loves her pooch and all are asked to "twerk" for the camera with mostly lame results. The fluffing is fine but Ella's is only a couple minutes more of that masturbation bit that concludes her scene. By the way, during their interviews, all these young women smoke so that's a fetish that could have been explored along as a companion fetish to the blue jean bit of the main feature.

Q and A Content means you can read some of the same topics covered in the BTS interviews; Polaroids signed by each girl are kinda cool; Photo Gallery and BTS Photo Gallery are fine; Kelly gets a 21 minute tit tease video in as a boob bouncing bonus.

So, JEAN FUCKING (2014, Teen Fidelity-Kelly Madison Productions) is hit and miss. Ryan's excessive choking diminishes the impact of these encounters; however, the extra curricular activities following the facial or cream pie are unique to each encounter and give the scene's final minutes a certain freshness. The blue jean stuff works best with the gals totally topless and fucking in upright or cowgirl positions.

I am not sure if this slacks or jeans wearing female performer fetish will fly with too many porn consumers but I would like to see what Ryan can muster with a second edition to this possible series. Hey, Ryan dig around on the internets for some jean wearing, topless beauties for inspiration. Buy a few editions of Playboy like August and September 1971 off E-bay. Meanwhile, I still have my centerfold of Cathy Rowland tucked away.