Let me start this review with a slight disclaimer or you might call it a lecture. Men don't need the porno. Porno is everywhere, so of course it is so very easy to have a porno addiction. When you start looking for porno, you can get hooked very easily. Personally, I think it's nauseating and humiliating to both men and women. It has absolutely zero moral values and people become perverted and sick from it. Honestly, its giving good old-fashioned lovemaking a bad name. They are telling people that it is perfectly fine to have graphic sex with many partners, to quack, to fart out cum, to jam ...

The Little Details

Running Time: 135 min. (cover states Over 140 min. Long, which is true if one counts the behind the scenes featurette )

Production Date: 10 / 13 / 2005

Director: Martin Del Toro

Cast: Lacie Heart, Annika, Brook Haven, Estelle, Georgia Peach, Gianna Lynn, Jasmine Byrne, Lexi Love, Naomi, Trina Michaels, Justin Caine, James Deen, and a few uncredited guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Martin Del Toro has really impressed me with his recent releases for Smash. Im going into this one with high expectations.

Initial Reaction: Theres some good sex, but it was all over the place for my tastes.

Who Should Watch It : Cum swapping fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal or who doesnt like girls getting it on with each other

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced throughout, and I dont think I heard a single background noise. The video is much the same. You can feel that the camera is hand held throughout the action, but theres very little motion to it. The action is also very well lit and free of grain. This is a very nice looking and sounding movie.

Music: None

Borderline False Advertising: Lately Smash has been having some problems listing their running times on the front cover, and it happens here as well. I dont have a problem with companies listing Over Two Hours or Approx. 140 min., but when they list over a specific time and the movie itself is under that specific time, I always feel a little cheated. That said, Smash has been putting a lot of care into their recent releases, and I cant help but hope that this changes soon. Heck, with the care theyve been putting in Id be surprised if they didnt.

Menus: The main menu has some nice animation that gives a good first impression. The chapter menu is even better, and lets you choose a scene based on a still of the girls in each scene and their names. After you choose a scene, youre given a second menu to let you choose where you want to go in the scene.

The Feature

Cum Catchers 3 continues with the formula thats worked so well for the series so far. You start with two girls and let them play with each other a little. After a bit you have a guy join in, and when he pops he has one of the girls catch it in her mouth. Not to make the other girl feel left out, the first girl then swaps the cum down to the second for her to swallow. Its a simple formula, but sometimes simple is good!

Scene 1 - Jasmine Byrne, Estelle, and a guy

Jasmine, in some sexy maroon lingerie, and Estelle, in some sexy blue and black lingerie, start things off kissing and sensually groping their way around each other while throwing some naughty smiles to the camera. The girls softly finger each other, and kick up the tease a bit by looking at the camera as they lick their fingers. Before they can get into some full-on slit licking, theyre joined by Marco. They team up to enthusiastically work over his cock and balls, and mix in some nice throat action as well as a bit of spitting on the camera. Jasmine sits on Estelles stomach as she lies back, so Estelle can play with her pussy while Marco fucks her missionary style and so he can easily move up into her pussy as soon as he wants. He also gives it to Jasmine from behind, and lets Estelle take several tastes of his cock and her pussy as she licks Jasmine from below. Jasmine takes her place as the helper as Marco works Estelle through a bit more missionary and some spooning. She even holds Estelles mouth open as Marco shoots his load inside it. They swap it back and forth a bit and gargle it before Estelle spits it out onto the camera and Jasmine gives it a few extra licks.

This is a very hot opening scene. Theres great chemistry between the girls, and they both seem completely happy whether theyre getting fucked, helping the other as she gets fucked, or just playing with each other. Theres a fair amount of camera mugging, but it worked very well for the scene and helped the scene become a bit more of a tease. Im not sure, but I think it worked better due to the hawking, as it makes the camera much more a part of the scene. Regardless, Jasmine had me at full attention two seconds after she took to the screen, and Estelle only helped it out. Theres some very nice energy in the scene, and both girls look like theyre having a lot of fun. Jasmine and Estelle definitely start this installment of Cum Catchers off on a high note!

Scene 2 - Brooke Haven, Trina Michaels, and Justin Caine

Bottle blonde Trina starts out the second scene wearing a black bikini and sitting on bottle blonde Brookes lap, whos wearing a silver corset. They grope their way around each other a bit before Trina gives Brooke a little slit licking and finger sucking. After sliding Trinas panties past her sexy strappy shoes, Brooke returns the favor on her pierced pussy while Trina sucks her fingers. Once they warm each other up, the girls are joined by Justin. He gets his knob gobbled by both of them right away with Trina leading the charge with plenty of throat action. The girls also lie back to get face fucked before lying back together to get fucked. Trina gets it doggie style first, with Brooke lying on top of her to take it soon after before Trina rolls over so she can get a little doggie fucking in with Justin. Brooke gets off Trina after a bit to get some doggie fucking of her own, and of course both girls spit on the camera several times. The girls also take turns in reverse cowgirl while encouraging each other and sucking each others juices off Justins cock. Finally, Brooke holes Trinas mouth open wide while she gets a load of cock cream shot into it. Trina shows it off a bit and drops it on the camera so Brooke can suck it up, gargle it, and then swap it down to her to spit on the camera once again.

Although I can see why many people might like this one, as the girls are energetic and enthusiastic, I just couldnt get into it too much. Both girls looked almost like they were more plastic and ink than flesh, and the word grotesque even crossed my mind watching Trinas tits. I just couldnt get into this scene no matter how hard I tried, and the high point of it for me was definitely Trinas shoes.

Scene 3 - Naomi, Georgia Peach, and James Deen

Brunette Naomi and blonde Georgia start out the third scene in pink. Georgia breaks Naomis tits out of her bikini for a taste before letting Naomi into her pink panties. They play with each others pussy a little before theyre joined by James. He helps Georgia take his cock into her throat right away before letting her move down to his balls while Naomi tries to throat him. The girls quickly mix in a bit of spit for the camera, and while Georgia quickly gets into it Naomi seems scared to do more than a little standard cocksucking. She isnt, however, afraid to give looks that let you know that she seems to think Georgias an idiot for getting into it that far, and even tries to back out of some of the cocksucking. Thankfully she doesnt mind laying back over an ottoman to get face fucked, but she does have a bit of a problem spitting on the camera from that position. Georgia gets up and straddles Naomis tits for James to fuck her from behind, and James gives Naomi several opportunities to taste them both at once. Naomi sits on Georgias stomach so James can fuck each of them missionary style, and after he gives her a couple turns really seems to come alive. She almost starts fighting with Georgia over who gets James cock when she sucks it too long. They continue to argue over who gets the cock as they lie back to back on their sides letting James work back and forth between them. James finally decides to finish things with Georgia, and pops his load in her mouth as Naomi holds it open for her. The girls swap it back and forth a few times before spitting it on the camera.

This is another darn hot scene. Both girls have a refreshing natural look, although Naomi has a shave job that seems to show why drinking and shaving can have almost as disastrous a result as drinking and driving. I love how the girls argued over the cock, and although I dont know what flipped the switch in Naomi, Im sure as heck glad it was flipped. The girls work great together and make this scene a joy to watch. I really enjoyed this scene.

Scene 4 - Lexi Love, Gianna Lynn, and a guy

Lexi, a cute brunette in a red and white polka dotted bikini and red shoes, and Gianna, a brunette with a pierced left tit and a fugly tattoo on the right side of her stomach thats sporting a red outfit and black shoes, start things out with some playful kissing and titty play. Lexi moves down to work on Giannas pussy, and gives her fingers a nice smell and taste as well as offering them to Gianna before letting Gianna reciprocate. When theyre joined by the cock, Gianna leads the oral charge before offering to let Lexi help. They give him plenty of spit as they team up on his cock and balls, and of course the camera isnt spared either. They lie back and let the dude fuck their faces before Lexi sits on Gianna and lets him work between their holes missionary style. The girls keep telling him how he wants them rather than the other girl, and after a bit Gianna rolls over to let the dude take her from behind as Lexi sits on her ass and continues to take a few missionary fucks as well as spreading Gianna open for the cock and sucking it clean. Finally, Lexi spreads Giannas cheeks open so the dude can pop all over her face and in her mouth. Gianna gargles it before letting Lexi accept it with a kiss. Lexi doesnt want to give it back, so Gianna sucks it out of her mouth, but then lets it run back into Lexis mouth so she can gargle it. They fight over the cum a bit more before Gianna and Lexi spit whats left back onto the camera.

This is an okay scene. I like Lexis look, but Giannas tattoo really turned me off. I liked the arguing over the cock and the girls talking trash about the other, but the action seemed extremely limited here and left me wondering where the rest of the scene was. The cumswapping was very nicely done, but it was easily the high point of the scene for me. Im not sure that this scene makes it much past the average mark, but if it does its all due to the cumswapping at the end.

Scene 5 - Lacie Heart, Annika, and a guy

Annika, a brunette in a cute little pink outfit, and Lacie, a blonde with a couple red streaks in her hair wearing a cute baby blue and pink outfit, start things out with the usual kissing, groping, and play for the camera with plenty of smiles. Lacie gets to receive the first pussy licking after Annika strips off her panties, and then returns the favor as Lacie gives plenty of longing looks into the camera. They magically move to their knees as the cock walks in, and Lacie quickly leads the charge as Annika smiles at her and the camera. She moves in to suck a little cock herself, and Lacie helps her by spreading her cheeks and guiding her head a bit. Both girls arent afraid to take the cock into their throat, but they skip lying back to get face fucked and instead go right to the stacked missionary with Lacie getting fucked first. Of course Annika gets some and helps out as well, and after a bit they lay back and let the guy fuck their faces. Annika lays back on Lacies back for a little missionary / doggie mix before getting on all fours and letting the guy fuck her doggie style as Lacie holds her open. Finally, Annika holds Lacies mouth open using the heels of her shoes and lets the guy pop in her mouth. Lacie takes the shoe away from her and spits the cum down it and into Annikas mouth. The girls swap the cum back and forth on the shoe and play with it until the camera fades out.

This is definitely an above average scene, but it drew me in and threw me out several times. Annika and Lacie both played to the camera quite a bit, but unlike some of the other girls they did it in a way that made them seem more like they were faking it that really getting into the action. All that said, once again I really loved the ending to the scene. Having Annika hold Lacies mouth open with the heels was damn sexy, and I love how they kept the shoe involved for the cum swapping as well. This is a good scene with a great ending.

Cum Catchers 3 leaves me with some very mixed feelings. There were some scenes that really worked for me, such as Jasmine and Estelles, and others didnt work for me at all, such as Brooke and Trinas. Most of all my problems came from not caring for some of the girls, as the tattoos and implants really got to me in a couple places. Ill also admit that it also fell short a little bit for my by seeming too cooking cutter. I watched this movie in a couple sittings, and even then I got the here we go again feeling due to the action almost always starting out with the girls being stacked for missionary action after they laid back to get face fucked. If those things dont bother you, then this one should work out great. The camera work is very well done and the girls do a nice job playing with their partners as well as the camera. Im not a big hawking fan, but it worked very well for me here. Combining it with the girls playing to the camera gave the scenes a bit of a voyeuristic feel that I really enjoyed. Cum Catchers 3 had some problems for me, but if youre a fan of cum swapping its definitely worth your time to check out.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about two and a half minutes with about four seconds per varying snapshot. Trailers are included for Cum Catchers, Easy Prey, Pop My Ass, Teen Idol 2, and Whale Tail. Theres also a behind the scenes featurette and weblinks.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about ten and a half minutes. Justin, Trina, and Brooke start things out chatting with the camera before Martin Del Toro shows some of his other talents: piano playing, songwriting, and singing. Its a hilarious segment, and definitely makes the behind the scenes worth checking out. After moving around the set a little and showing Martin hard at work, theres a quick chat with Gianna and Jasmine. Its an okay behind the scenes featurette, and Martins song is easily the best thing in it.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, hawking, interracial, tease, lesbian, group, and cum swapping

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. Unless youre an extreme cumswapping fan, Id rent this one first. Theres some hot sex, but it was pretty hit or miss for me. The technical aspects were very well done, and theres some decent effort put into the extras to help out the overall DVD. This is a decent movie on a DVD that shows some good care.

Note to Smash: It would have been nice to see you give the guys credit here as well...

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