Prologue Ionie Luvcoxxx has a series for Private where she does woman on the street, reality type gonzo. Of course the sex will fall to professionals or pro am. Of the girls on hand, the only one I recognize is Alicia Rhodes. She's reason enough to get me interested. Ionie herself looks to be a babe, and I like her work outfit. Let's see how it all works out. The video starts out with Ionie Luvcoxxx on the street trying to scare up some male performers by stopping guys on the street and asking if they'd like to fuck one of her girls up the ass. The strangers' faces are pixelated and they all turn Ionie down. I guess that seems a little odd. These guys aren't even curious enough to check out the scene. When I think of it, though, maybe they have fears of waking up in a tub of ice with a kidney missing.
Things pick up at Ionie's house where she has an attractive brunette named Carmen ready for action. This is a two camera shoot, Ionie in close-up and right on top of the action, and another camera for full length shots that often include Ionie. Carmen gets a blue dildo to play with that's tapered for anal penetration. She works her holes, then gets Ionie's cameraman for a quick suck. Cut to a now naked Carmen with slutted out Ionie and her camera. A meat puppet is sent in and Carmen gobbles his very unimpressive knob. She's got more enthusiasm than skill and the camera views range from gynecological by Ionie to full length with Ionie. Carmen gets her meaty pussy tongued, then she has to suck the guy hard again. Ionie does some bj coaching to get things moving. Cut to Carmen getting fucked in doggy. Cut to mish, Carmen looking like she's enjoying herself. Another cut, this time to RCA with no penetration shot. Another cut, and Carmen is sucking the guy off. A short haired blonde comes in to help out. Supposedly, she's there for make-up and fluffing, and she's been dying to join in. She gets her tits and pussy sucked while Carmen continues the bj, then does some blowing of her own. The girls look like they'd like a room of their own, doing some nice kissing between sucks. Cut to Carmen getting fucked in doggy anal, then a cut to the guy jerking off over her, and finally cumming in and on her mouth. Carmen wears it well.
How many ways can a scene go bad? The camerawork, especially by Ionie, was amateurish. The "stud" was anything but, and struggled with wood. He wasn't even good looking. The talent pool in England must be thin. The editing was atrocious, or the "stud" was even worse than he showed. The only bright spot was that Carmen is attractive, as is Ionie. Ionie is back on the street, this time stopping a car to try and get a performer for a DP. She actually talks someone into it and they set off to find another.
Back in Ionie's studio Taylor Morgan has her tits out and Ionie's shooting some tease. She has the pretty blonde lick her own nipples, then suck on a big dildo. Taylor turns and sticks the fat rubber dong right up her pooper and fingers her hot pussy as she pumps her rump. Ionie leads in a guy wearing a pig mask. Taylor doesn't care 'cause he's got a fat cock to suck on. Cut to Taylor's pussy being licked and fingered. She gets all hot and bothered, then filled with cock in mish. This guy has no trouble keeping it up and nails Taylor good. After a lengthy vag fuck there's a cut to anal insertion, side entry. The dick gets worked into her shite chute slowly, and getting ever deeper. Some nice trash talk by Taylor. Cut to RCA with Ionie lending some spit lube and a breast fondle. Cut to up and over doggy anal, cock sinking in to the hilt. Cut to Taylor holding her ass open for a gape that gets filled with dick. Taylor holds her ass open as the guy struggles to shoot his cum gun, finally unloading on the target. Some post pop ass play.
This was a much better scene because of a functioning dick. Taylor was also nicely vocal and Ionie makes for a good cheering section. Camerawork was still a little spotty and there's still too much editing. Ionie, back on the street and hunting for more cock. She bags another guy who just got finished paying a traffic fine and figures this will cheer him up. The entourage marches off to Ionie's place.
Ionie films and checks out blonde Katie. From their conversation I gather that she's from Eastern Europe and a total ass whore. She also makes a pass at Ionie, so she's open minded too. Dildo action for both holes and a bj for the cameraman. Katie does a toy DP and Ionie lets in her talent. Jay eats her pussy while Steve gets a bj. Katie lays her head over the edge of the bed for a skull fuck and Jay is hectored into doing a better job of cunnilingus. The guys trade places and Steve gives Katie better head while Jay fucks Katie's face. Cut to Katie finishing the hardening of Jay's cock and sitting on it in RCA. Steve joins in for the DP that they've been anticipating. It's short and they start to do her one hole at a time with the other getting blown. Steve fucks Katie in mish and even kisses her after another man's cock just left her mouth. Jay blasts off on her tits and gets some on Ionie's leg. She's so close to the action, I don't know how he could have missed. Katie rides Steve in CG, licking her cum covered tits, which Katie points out. She sucks Jay again, maybe hoping for the resurrection of a DP. RCA on Steve, who had been initially shy about anal. He's jammed in balls deep and Jay joins for another short DP. This guy can't even hold his second load and cums on Katie's face. Steve is still going strong and rails Katie in doggy. He spunks all over Katie's ass.
This scene had some life to it and pointed out the major difference between amateurs and pros. Katie could have taken a major fucking and given as good as she got. Unfortunately, the guys, or at least Jay, wasn't up to it. Steve has potential and showed himself to be a bit kinky, too. Ionie's still scaring up talent and she's promising two chicks now. She gets one and promises not to show his face on camera.
Alicia Rhodes is in Ionie's lair and looking in full bloom. Just a beautiful, sexy, nasty woman. She plays with her tits and trades breast compliments with Ionie. Cut to Donna Marie, who, the last time I saw her, was licking Nacho's babies off the floor. Her hair is dyed dark brown now and she's gained a little weight. There's intercutting of the two women's interviews as they get nasty with themselves. Donna sticking three fingers up her very juicy pussy. Alicia prepping her ass with a rabbit vibe. The girsl get together on a bed and start to fondle each other. Donna goes down on some blonde snatch. Lez kisses and Donna fucks Alicia with the vibe. Donna sucks the juices from the toy, then sits on Alicia's face. The pussy eating in this sequence is more real than I'm used to seeing as they get their tongues in deep. Alicia dons a black strap-on and fucks Donna's face. Then she fucks her friend in doggy, up and over. Donna's pussy is springing leaks and Alicia spreads it with her hands to investigate. Donna puts on the strap-on and fucks Alicia's ass in mish, ramming it deep and hard. Some gaping and an orgasm for Alicia, who sucks her ass juice from the toy. They call in the meat puppet and the girls polish knob together. They take turns forcing each other's head down on the stiffy with resultant deep throats. Donna is the first to get fucked, taking the masked man's cock in doggy while Alicia keeps herself busy with the vibe. Donna's pussy cream is making streamers. Alicia puts on the black cock and puts Donna on the rotisserie. She decides it's her turn to get fucked and invites the dick into her hot fuckhole in mish. Donna sits on her face. Cut to RCA for Alicia, A2OGM for Donna, who's wearing the strap-on. That gets used to DP the super slut. Cut to Donna shoving a vibe in Alicia's ass, then making way for the real cock to fill her in an up and over. Donna fingers Alicia's bung while the meat is stroking off over her. He lets loose over her anus and Donna licks it up to share in a cumswap with her friend.
This scene ended the video on a good note. Two horny sluts that didn't need any prodding or coaching to deliver. Just point them to some toys and a dick. Epilogue If there was ever a video that could make me appreciate the Chatsworth miscreants, this is it. There are some mature and lusty women here that do not get serviced properly. The idea of going out into the streets to scare up talent is pretty good, although not entirely original. Sabrina Johnson, for one, did it in her film for Elegant Angel. Having Ionie as a cameraperson who is an almost participant is fairly unique, but in practice doesn't work out all that well. She's not very adept with the camera, and being right on top of the action, she gives us close-ups that are too close and susceptible to the bouncing of the participants. Her hot outfits served as a tease that needed resolution. One of those lame fuckers should have taken a grab at her at some point. I guess they were overwhelmed with what they already couldn't handle. Best scene belonged to Alicia Rhodes and Donna Marie. No big surprise. They managed to stoke each other and make the meat puppet almost redundant. He actually gave the best performance of all the males anyway. Overall, the editing was pretty bad too. Too choppy and skipping all transition and most penetration shots. The gonzo potential was pretty high here, just not delivered well. The Disk Not much here. Trailers, photos, cast profiles and production notes. Recommendation This is strictly a curiosity. Rent it if you're jonesing for Alicia. Feedback