Asses of Face Destruction
Release period: Fall, 2006
Themes: Fetish, facesitting, ass obsession, big butts
Starring: Mason Storm, Hollie Stevens, Sandra Romain, Mistress Tory Lane, Olivia Saint & Victoria Zdork
Directed by BUTTMAN MAGAZINE CHOICE

GENERAL IMPRESSION:
I?ve not seen very many of these ?Buttman Magazine Choice? flicks. This is my third one and so far, the best one I?ve seen was ?Ass Jazz 2?. While this is much better than something like ?Smother Me?, this flick had a few nice moments, but for the most part, it?s just an above-average flick dedicated to ass obsession, big butts and face-sitting. These are the main themes in this flick, and this is perpetuated by a film director who?s obsessed with dominant women, who try to ?control men?s lives? with their big ole? butts! What attracted me to this is not only the face-sitting fetish, but Hollie Stevens and Mason Storm. Hollie Stevens is a bomb-ass white girl, although she?s an ?IR Dodger?. And Mason Storm has a killer booty, with a killer smile, too. Otherwise, I would have kept avoiding this flick. I see this series is getting popular, so I decided to review this one.

HIGHLIGHTS:
Out of 4 scenes, the best scene, altogether, is the first scene. This one has Olivia Saint & Victoria Zdork. Olivia Saint is a hot Latin-looking woman with a big, juicy booty and she really smothers the shit out of her opponent (the male) with her booty and she really does wipe her booty-hole on this dude?s face before she gets fucked out really good. Hollie Stevens is a beautiful white girl with some serious booty and she shares a scene with Mason Storm, another Latin beauty. Mistress Tory Lane is a hot woman too, who?s carrying some weight behind her and she turns a dude into a submissive, and she starts by smothering him and suffocating him with her all of the interiors and exteriors of her booty. These are the only highlights of this flick.

NEGATIVES:
Yes, this is a face-sitting flick blended in with actual sex (penetration), but much of it is very boring. There are many times when a woman sits on a dude?s face like it?s a toilet. I mean, after a woman sits on a dude?s face, there?s no movement. She?s not dancing on his face with her booty. It?s not like watching Annette Schwarz face-dancing on somebody?s face. Much of the sex is pretty weak and the only thing exotic about this flick is the women, their booties and the first scene, and that?s it. The scene with Mason Storm & Hollie Stevens was very weak and I expected more out of it. Mason Storm is a domme, teaching Hollie Stevens how to ?control a man?s life with [your] ass?. Mason Storm has much more energy than Hollie Stevens. There?s absolutely not enough energy used in many of these flicks and it lacks enthusiasm. It?s a disappointment! You are better off seeing Hollie Stevens in something like ?Ass Parade 6? & ?Belladonna: Fetish Fanatic 5?. Hollie Stevens lights up the screen in those 2 flicks. In here, she?s a little wasted. Other than seeing her pretty face and thick butt, she?s wasted! And so is Mason Storm and Sandra Romain!

THE DVD:
The a/v quality is just good. There?s some special features, such as trailers for other flicks (mostly the ?Ass Jazz? flicks), a photo gallery and a few other special features? I?ve only seen one ?Ass Jazz? flick, but judging by the trailers, all the others ones even looks better than this shit!

FINAL THOUGHT:
Only if you?re very bored, seen everything in the catalog, or if you are into dominant women with big, smothering asses and if you enjoy the face-sitting scene, this one?s for you. Otherwise, keep away from this flick, because there are better flicks dedicated to ass obsession, big butts and I?ve seen a few scenes that exposes the harsh desires of face-sitting and face-dancing. This may make up for a good rental, but keep your remote forward. You?re gonna do your fair share of fast-forwarding. Watching this all the way through will make your hard-on go soft as yogurt and make you realize the truth of the matter, that you are wasting your time!