Pure Play Media

Overall Rating: 2 1/2

100 HAPPY ENDINGS (2009, Pure Play Media) is a Best of Private compilation of short clips from the ends of scenes: cumshots, facials, creampies, etc. Each female performer is identified with name/picture before her finishing moments. What follows is a listing of the performers and possibly a comment or two to go along with a ! rating:

SAI TAIGER is a cute Asian playing an anchorwoman who takes multiple facials while delivering the news in wretchedly dubbed English. Watch it but maybe don't listen to it---!! 1/2

DEFRANCESCA takes a few facial cumshots on her glasses---!! 1/2;
JENNIFER DARK---!!!;
SHAY SIGHTS---!!;
LADY MAI---DVD cover girl gives a nice handjob on top of a guy---!!! 1/2;

ANGEL DARK & SARAH TWAIN---Cumshots on pussies and anal after---!!!!;

JENNA LOVELY---Blonde on her knees---!! 1/2;
JANE DARLING & MELANIE---Outdoor HJ onto pussy that's licked up---!!!
METTE & PIRYA TAI---Messy cum sharing then more sharing via a straw---!!!;
SHEILA STONE---Anal creampie licked and shared---!! 1/2
DIANA BLACK---Anal then cumshot on asshole plus whip cream from cake---!! 1/2;
SIMONNE STYLE---Anal reverse cowgirl with cumshot on pussy, another on face---!!!;
LULU LUSTERN---Pussy cumshot with some dubbed dialog for the finale---!!;
CHAVON TAYLOR---Outdoor blowjob swallow---!!;
VANESSA MAY---Head leaned back for facial finishers---!!! 1/2;
VANESSA GOLDI---Wet, sepia toned look, maybe too wet, too dark---!!;
LUCY BELLE---3 way fun---!!!;

BLACK ANGELIKA---Cumshot lands on blind folded babe; he licks and shares---!!! 1/2;

CARMEN---Weak outdoor POV---!!;
TIFFANY ROUSSO & KATY CARO---Outdoors & shadowy---! 1/2
MICHELLE AVANTI---IR anal as she licks cum off his fingers in S&M setting---!!!;
NATALI DI ANGELO---3way, 2 facials---!! 1/2;
TAMMY---!!;
CINDY DOLLAR---Double facial---!! 1/2;
STELLA DELCROIS---XXXmas facials X4 for this blonde---!!!;
JEAN LOVER smokes---!!;
AUDREY HOLLANDER---Makes a dude lick cum that lands on her ass---!!;
DESIREE DIAMOND & ADRIANNA NICOLE---Anal creampie sharing sirens---!!!;
TARRA WHITE & OLIVIA LA ROCHE---Dull cumshots on board a boat---!!;
MARSHA LORD---Redhead with striking features takes a facial---!!!;
VALENTINE VELASQUES---Double facial, 2 dicks in hand---!!! 1/2;
DONNA MARIE---!!;
IVANA & LAUREN MAY---Cumshots at the beach---!! 1/2;
JUSTINE ASHLEY---!!;
CINTHYA LAVIGNE---3 cumshots, 2 facials---!! 1/2;
RENEE PORNERO---A beauty paired with one nimrod and another dude---!!!;
LILANE TIGER---Nice facial and drip---!! 1/2;
BAMBOO & LIBELLULE---Cute Asians share a cock---!!!;
JASMIN---Cute blonde gets a facial---!!!;
DORA VENTER---!!;
MANDY BRIGHT---Strange HJ bits with three dudes. Odd outfit---!! 1/2;
LISA HONEY---Cute girl, HJ and facial---!!!;
CLAUDIA ADAMS---Poolside with two dudes and one facial---!! 1/2;
THALIA & JENNIFER STONE---!!;
CHRISTIN & TIA---Eyes closed and it's over---! 1/2;
TERA BOND---Cumshot on boobs---!! 1/2;

SABRINA SWEET---Sweet, sweet surprises---!!!!;

TERRI SUMMERS---Lets cumshot drip on his dick---!!!;
PATRICIA---Older clip, rougher action, many facials with eyes closed---!!! 1/2;
REBECA LINARES---HJ and facial on a boat---!!!;
BAMBOO---Cups hands for cumshot, takes a facial, licks up cumshot---!! 1/2;
SHARKA---Choppy and blue waters---! 1/2;
OKSANA D'HARCOURT---!!;
NIKKY RIDER---Cute, cute gal with terrific boobs for HJ and cumshot---!!!;
MIA BLACK---On board for one on her pussy and one in her face---!!!;

SUNNY JAY & DIANA GOLD---Sunny's nice ass rides cowgirl while Diana HJs then licks cumshot off her tush that leads to a blowjob shared by both women---!!! 1/2;

PRISCILLA PRATZ---Takes an upright cumshot and champagne bath---!! 1/2;
JEANIE MARIE SULLIVAN---!;
AMBER RAYNE---IR stuff with 3 anal creampies that she licks up 3 times---!!!

Okay, so 100 HAPPY ENDINGS happily ends at about 1 hour and 50 minutes, which is fine. Maybe next time, the folks at Private could try a different approach to such a disc by withholding the IDs at the beginning of each clip. Find some other way of IDing the female performers who are so numerous.

Final rating for 100 HAPPY ENDINGS (2009, Pure Play Media-The Best by Private 111) is !! 1/2 outa !!!!! Those "happy endings" are just fine but the IDs at the beginning of each clip slow this DVD down to too many fits and starts. Extras include some trailers.