[ /image ] --> Big Wet Asses #5 Mike Lyons Reviews Director Thomas Zupko
Cast Stacy Silver, Anastacia Christ, Laura Lion, Simone Peach, Nikki Sun, J.J., Bobby, George Uhl.

Genre All Sex

Condoms None

Running Time of Main Feature 2 Hrs. 15 Min.

Female Orgasms None

THOSE WHO MIGHT LIKE IT Those who like a lot of anal sex with some very pretty euro-girls. Those who like the somewhat messy, but shiny environment of oil smeared bodies.

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BIG WET ASSES 5
Directed by Thomas Zupko. This is an anal sex themed movie. All scenes feature heavy emphasis on the girls' asses. All scenes except scene one, skip vaginal sex entirely and go straight to anal sex. All scenes are 1 on 1. All scenes begin with a few minutes of tease and masturbation.

The title does not deceive, all five female performers have big wet asses and are all showcased very well in this movie. The camera is almost constantly focused on the girls' asses. Zupko still includes bizarre costumes for the male performer such as raincoats, hardhats, ...

Ok here goes another Zupko title for your consideration. The title gives away the focus for this one, Big Wet Asses but what it doesn't state is these girls are all blessed with matching big tits so therein lies a dilemma for our esteemed director. You need to give the viewer lots of butt shots naturally and with plenty of wetness but with those big bodacious tata's plainly visible also you need to balance in some good tit shots. Let's see how good a job Thomas did.

Stacy Silver:

Here we have a good looking blond Euro girl who I just recently reviewed her Private Life Of disc. Here Stacy is sportin a hot purple number which nicely hugs her tits and the first words out of her mouth ask us if we like those big breasts and I think a lot of hands would be raised up if they weren't busy doing something else. Stacy quickly turns around though to give us some bootie shots and I loved how she slowly lifts her dress up until her butt cheeks are visible. The pulsing music playing along also was good. Stacy then starts in wetting up her ass and also slipping some fingers into her bootie, and we get a fine floor shot for this. Thomas does mix in some tit shots and how can you ignore those great tits but we do stay mostly with her ass here. George Uhl then joins in looking like a reject from that Beastie Boys video from a few years back,lol. What's with the yellow trenchcoat and rubber gloves,lol. He also has a gun with a cock tip which he uses to fuck her ass. I guess with this gun toy we could learn the meaning of Love and Bullets huh!! Stacy then helps with getting his gloves off then she helps herself to his hard cock. Stacy has a nice sexy look up while she sucks cock and we see more shots of those wonderful tits of hers. Sexwise you get spoon with P2M, doggie both vag and anal with A2M. Stayin in her ass you see reverse cowgirl anal with great ground shots and more A2M, then cowgirl anal and her ass gets a bit more wet while George fucks her. They end with some spoon/ mish anal and Stacy gets a good load shot to her face and she does some cleanup. A good start with a hot girl.

Anastasia Christ:

Like I said these girls all have big tits and this woman really has a great rack which we see early on in her tease. And they do get a little wet in keeping with this movies theme and Thomas then moves the shot around to Anastasia's ass and she soon has several fingers dipping into her caboose. You gotta like the fact she's wearing a mesh outfit so both her ass and tits aren't hard to find. Anastasia also does some nice butt spreading for us and again great ground shots by Mr. Zupko. JJ then joins in and he's wearing a yellow hard hat and matching latex gloves and our cock gun from the first scene makes another appearance and it slides rather easily into her poopchute. We don't get a bj then rather they go right to some ass fucking doggiestyle but quickly Anastasia does some A2M sucking. You have a nice wet sheen to her body which is interesting to see but maybe they get her ass a bit to wet, I'm not sure. I don't like an ass this wet but I know that's the movies theme. The reverse cowgirl anal was good but sadly her tits weren't uncovered for it, the mesh still let you see them but I don't want to strain my eyes that much to see boobs,hehe. Thank you her tits do come out to play during the RCA and wow do they bounce beautifully. The mish anal that follows gives us more fine tit footage along with more A2M by Miss Christ and then JJ puts her in piledriver and you see more great ass pounding. Ok we end with a very frenetic cowgirl anal and her ass needs to be real wet here for our big finish so they wet it down some more. They run through some hot anal combos before JJ leaves his load on her face. A very energetic scene especially towards the end.

Laura Lion:

Wow I can see more beautiful tits are on the horizon with this sexy dark haired Euro babe. The English is cute to listen to, then Thomas turns the camera to her ass and it's soaking through her white outfit. Laura lifts it up a bit so we actually see her ass and it's a very nice one indeed with Laura spreading it open. These floor shots to begin the teases have been real good so far and I must say that being this wet does make the ass look even better, I might be coming around slightly on this matter but then again with Laura on my screen my brain stops working in my head, at least the one above my chest!! Laura gives us some sexy stares while licking her fingers after they have been probing her ass. Laura is also kind enough to turn around and do some caressing to those wonderful melons of hers and she pulls the top down so we can see them in their full glory and yes they are wet. Laura then gets in a doggie pose on the couch as Boby joins in and yes he's wearing the yellow rubber gloves which are used to finger her ass and Laura licks them clean of her ass juices. I liked the blowjob from Laura, very enthusiastic and the side angle was used nicely. With all the big tits we've seen it took till this scene for us to get some titty fucking and those funbags fit nicely around Boby's rod. As for sex you see anal right from the get go in doggie and the camera really captures her shiny wet ass and thighs here, almost to bright but I don't think it reaches that level so nice balance Mr. Zupko. Laura does some A2M before we switch to an awesome reverse cowgirl anal captured brilliantly from ground level and there's an equally stunning cowgirl anal to follow. When you have a body this beautiful to begin with it's hard to find any bad positions. They end with some spoon anal leading to the pop which is to her face and some reaches her tits. Not a bad scene at all maybe my fave so far.

Simone Peach:

Up next we have our covergirl and she is looking very nice in her purple mesh top and blue jean skirt. We quickly pan down to see her tush and you get an interesting voice over briefly as Simone fingers her gorgeous ass. Wow there is nothing I can see to quibble about with this bootie, just awesome. JJ joins in and he's wearing the yellow hat and gloves again but this time he's wearing a blue latex robe deal. There is much wetness spread over her ass and it's a shiny piece of beautiful tush when he's done rubbing it all in and you get some dirty talk from him. There is some nice ass fingering and cleanup from Simone before she gets to work on his cock and a very good blowjob is shot. Sadly her tits have remained hidden behind the mesh up till now but we get that taken care of and these aren't big like the other girls before but they are very nice tits and still nicely big. As for sex it's again straight to the ass for some doggie anal, then a very hot reverse cowgirl anal with some A2M, then cowgirl anal shines and that ass is just to good isn't it! There's more in RCA with some gaping and more A2M before it's on to spoon anal, cowgirl anal again and a good pop to her mouth with some being spilled out by Simone. A very good scene from her.

Nikki Sun:

Our last scene starts with this sexy blond cupping her tits which can be seen through her mesh outfit, then we pan down until her ass comes into full view, it helped she pulled the dress up as there are some long strings of material which seek to cover that tush. Nikki keeps up with the good ass fingering the other girls did and she also does some hot tit caressing and the ground shot looking up at those funbags hanging down was great. JJ is once again the man for the scene and he is dress in a pink mesh top with a fuzzy hat on and again the yellow latex rubber gloves. Quite the odd outfit for our man to wear but thankfully he stays out of the shot for the most part,lol, just his hands fingering her ass. Nikki does a good job taking on his cock with some real sexy stares up as she pleasures his rod. You get her tits pulled out and an excellent underneath shot of them and her oral skills are displayed at the same time. Sexwise it's anal again leading off this time he fucks her standing up from behind. Other anal delights included spoon, mish with A2M and there's more wetness added and I mean her pussy area shines bright after it's rubbed in. You also get a hot reverse cowgirl anal with a fabulous ground shot and this is also used in the cowgirl anal. For the finish we get more spoon anal with A2M, piledriver anal and Nikki gets a nice facial to end the scene with some cleanup.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

What can I say, if you've gotten this far you've watched a very well done anal themed dvd by Thomas Zupko. Some of the wardrobe choices were a bit funny for the guys I think but that aside the girls were all hot and the bodies will inspire lots of wood amongst the porn public. I liked them all but of particular note I enjoyed Laura, Anastasia, and Stacy' scenes but they all give you lots to whack off to. It can be debated if there was to much wetness in some of the scenes but in the end it really didn't bother me that much and in some cases it did look real good I thought. Extra wise you are offered photo galleries, bloopers-- porn bloopers a must see!! There's also a bonus scene from Big Wet Asses 2 starring Mason Storm so check that out. One last extra to check out is the Behind the scenes Euro Tripping!! I thoroughly enjoyed this dvd and ass lovers should really check this out bigtime.

The Big Wet Asses is like no other series on the market. As most of you know, the setups are a little weird, guys wearing raincoats, hardhats and packing dildo guns for instance, but the sex is always hot. Being the anal addict, I love that these movies are heavily focused on anal sex. Being an assman, I also love the fact that almost all the positions shot focus on the lovely asses of the babes featured in each movie. BWA 5 is the first title focused exclusively on Euro babes. I thought volume 4 was a drop off from the previous volumes. Hopefully this one is better. I rate all scenes on a ...