Disturbed Highlights: Anal play, spitting, toys Data: 2004, FusXion, 95 minutes Models: Aria, Ashley Blue, Brittaney Starr, Avy Scott, Belladonna, Karina, Kay Lynn, Nicole Leshell, Renee Pornero, Trinity, Venus Featured Screenshot

Special Features Favorite Damsels: [0/6] None. Anal Play: [1/6] Some doors wide open, yet soon spoiled with spitting. Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6] None. Footsies: [0/6] None. Kissing: [0/6] Spit-swapping. Blargh. Summary Purchase Recommendation: [1/6]

Overall Rating: [1/6]

Though it has never been in the center of out interest, backdoor play is certainly interesting to watch on a good day. This video, however, appears to be an amalgam of everything we personally abhor. The only thing to recommend is the package itself, and that only if you cut out the model, Britney Foster, who also happens to have directed this film, to our misery.

All episodes are identical. Within each episode, all scenes are identical. Monotony, tedium, and boredom of immense intensity! if there is such a thing. Spitting all over. Spit-swapping. Lubricant-swapping. Chokingly bad scenes, one by one, each in turn, and all of them together. In a nutshell, what this DVD seems to offer is a repetitious repetitive repetition of an anal scene, only with girls instead of men. Yet it is made for men who like to watch the fluids being passed, in and out of the butts and the mouths. Compressing that description even more, we'd say that the absolute core of this ridiculous flick is a plastic toy, freshly taken from the bum filled with spittle, covered with said spit, and shared between the participants, who seem to delight in imitating the stickiness of the goo. Blargh. Foo.

Details Episode 1.01 In each episode, out of five in total, the same woman appears, the one who also directs the movie. Having only the dislike at hand, we attempted to block her out of view, yet ere long she reappears with a toy full of spittle, or with a ball of spittle ready to be soon released into some direction. Usually the bum. Sans thumb, hands enter. Ever we had wanted to see the thumb go in, but given the attractiveness of the packaging, the craft of the involved, we'd rather have a Discovery feature about ants, or be it bees --than this. Finesse, indeed. In a pixel-for-pixel, liquid-for-liquid, second-for-second imitation of a regular anal movie, the women proceed to check out the points on the to-do list. This becomes sometimes unbearable to watch. A blonde with quite nice legs is subjected to the laundry list of tricks. Yet her concavities are battered time after time, hands are being violently rammed in, and you wonder how on earth the model does not bite her lips. Perhaps they are made to endure such treatment. What misery.

Episode 1.02 Now the next permutation of the girls appear, and the do the same thing all over again. The laundry list of deeds to be done. A gynecological movie, indeed. Female bottoms drowned in a sea of spittle.

Episode 1.03 But hey, at least the directress attempted to be original. Before the spittle-swapping of the third episode begins, the director attempted to invent the dynamite, and so began the doubtful fun. Two women kneeling on the couch with their butts plugged with objects of a large diameter. The directress approaches with her toy, and the spittle-swapping begins.

Episode 1.04 Having slogged through one hour of this abomination of a movie, we began to play a game. Old Surehand it was, for those of you who hail from the Vaterland of Karl May. Much like the flipper games of the early 80s. Shall you lose, or shall you win, and be able to make a spitless screenshot? Alas, we failed. if the spittle or the lubricant does not fly out of the bum, the latter is always covered with goo. No way to win, and after fifteen minutes, in your mind you see a blinking, green sign: GAME OVER, and unwittingly begin to drag pennies out of your pocket.

Episode 1.05 You find that interesting? Then we are poles apart.

--- Em MadameDVD Review, 1 August 2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 111 min.

Production Date: 10 / 2003

Director: Britney Foster

Cast: Avy Scott, Renee Pornero, Bella Donna, Karina, Aria, Venus, Trinity, Ashley Blue, Brittaney Starr, Nicole Leshell, Kaylynn, and of course, Britney Foster

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: With this lineup I cant not have high expectations!

Initial Reaction: Its a must have for all fans of nasty all girl action.

Who Should Watch It : ...