Ass Quake

Ring The Alarm & Head For Shelter

Director: Thomas Zupko Studio: Elegant Angel Running: 120 min. est Genre: Gonzo - Anal Release: September 2004 Im not even going to pretend to tell you what an Ass Quake is. Prince had an underground hit in the late 80s called House Quake, but that was just ghetto slang for House Party. Based on the fact that no sequel ever came from this title Neither Zupko or EA had any idea what an Ass Quake was either.

Scene Breakdowns: Makayla Cox This was a girl was a ...

Ass Quake is a marginal smut film from Elegant Angel directed with little flair by Zupko. Although there is some decent hard pounding throughout, the abuse (slapping, spanking, throat gagging, choking, gaping, etc.) the males apply to the girls is a turnoff to this reviewer. The girls were no better than B-listers.

The formula is basically the same for each of the five scenes. Each girl gives a little head, then gets fucked in a variety of positions (some anal only- no vag), does a lot of A2M, then takes an open-mouth facial. Two girls leave their sunglasses on through all or most of their...

Here we go with another bootie themed title but it's directed by Zupko so I would suspect the butt plugging to be a bit more on the rough side and I see there are some girls here who definitely can handle their asses being reamed pretty hard. I see no need to dilly dally so let's feel the burn as some asses get destroyed.

Makayla Cox:

We start this first scene in a bar and Sascha is sitting there talking to the candle holders while swigging a drink. Makayla then walks up wearing some nice mesh clothing and her hands are feeling nicely over her tits which are poking through the material. Makayla then pulls her top up so we see those hot tits then she lowers her bottoms so her bootie gets some camera lovin. There is some finger play to her ass with Miss Cox licking those fingers all the while Sascha sits and watches but finally he gets in there burying his face in her ass. The fucking soon gets going with some doggie anal and I liked the close side view Zupko gives us. The pace is pretty fast and they soon change to RCA with some nice titty movement. Next up is some spoon anal and for some reason Makayla's bottoms were shoved in her mouth earlier in the scene and she is still gagging on them,lol. She does get to do some A2M at one point and moving on you get a hot piledriver anal shot with some gaping shown and Makayla does some stellar skull fucking A2M , this was perhaps the longest I've ever seen piledriver anal shot, so thanks to Makayla for doing it. Moving on you get a fine shot of her ass when she goes for a ride in cowgirl anal and soon she takes a good pop to her mouth. This was a real good ass fucking scene for Makayla fans, I know I was impressed.

Isobel:

We hear a piano playing to start this scene and it looks like Marco is the bartender at a pretty empty bar. The hot English girl Isobel then walks up and she's wearing shades but you can imagine her eyes burning a hole through to Marco's cock but first there is just flirting through those shades and some licking of her lips. Isobel then fellates her glass of wine licking up the sides and this really gets Marco interested then she fellates the whiskey jar as we then see her pretty ass moving back and forth. Marco then gets a bit more involved sucking on her fingers as the movies theme plays and a farting sound plays as Isobel shoves four fingers up her arse with Marco gaggin nicely on her fingers and she slaps his face and vice versa to her. The two even spit at each other before we get some hard boob play and Marco gets a bit more involved with the bootie play. Isobel then gets to do some hard gaggin to his cock and Zupko gives you some hot angles of this throat destruction. Isobel is such a perfect girl for this type of scene, she's hot, nasty, and can take some hard fucking to her ass. You see some titty fucking for this hot girl, then it's on to some anal starting in doggie and you see Isobel do soe toe sucking before it's on to cowgirl anal where her plump bootie is looking mighty fine. There is some A2M from this babe and she mentions liking the taste of her own ass, what a girl. The floor view for the reverse cowgirl anal was great and those tits were flying everywhere as Marco thrust upwards. We get our second piledriver anal and the way we see it from the side looking down on Isobel as her ass is reamed was one hot shot. You see some good skull fucking A2M for Isobel and she gapes some as well. The dirty talk in her accent sounded good too and we close with a fairly weak pop I thought, not enough spunk for her to play with. She does some cleanup though.

Venus:

We start this next scene with Marco still at his bar and some guy isn't feeling too good as he berates our friendly bartender. Well Venus then saunters over to the jukebox and a hot little number starts playing as we get a great look up to her ass which is shaking. Venus has on a nice tight outfit we watch as she pours some wine all over her bootie as the movies theme plays. The poor dude at the bar isn't really enjoying this hot show which has Venus fingering her ass and then she pours some wine over those gorgeous tits and she leans down to get a taste, definitely the hottest tease so far as she really sucks on her tits a couple of times. Venus then fingers her twat and you see a great floor view for this. Venus then goes over to the guy at the bar and lets him suck on her boobs, damn this guy doesn't deserve this,hehe. Well thankfully he collapses and Venus has a seat at the bar where there is a hot floor view looking up to her ass cheeks and you see Venus do some more finger play to her ass with Marco then getting involved slapping her fine ass. Venus then drops down and we get some hard oral from her and some wine is poured over her face as she is sucking Marco's cock. Venus is another hottie like Isobel before who can handle the rougher edges of gonzo plus add in Venus's classy looks and I'm really hot for her. Venus even gives us some dirty talk as the fucking starts with some doggie anal and we get some ass slapping and her boobs are flopping everywhere. Venus does do some A2M then they sit on the bar for some reverse cowgirl anal and those hot tits are moving nicely as she is pounded. Oh baby, does Venus look hot in piledriver as her tits surround each face cheek and we see this hot anal action from a perfect overhead shot. There is some hot skull fucking A2M for Venus, then it's on to spoon anal and more great boob movement. The scene ends with a decent pop but Marco misses her face with a lot of his load, to bad as this was easily the hottest sex shot so far.

Genesis Skye:

For this scene we begin with Brett Rockman at the bar this time, must have been Marco's night off. You see Genesis walk in wearing some hot pink clothes and wearing shades she lets Brett light up her cigarette. There was a nice shot of her blowing smoke and that looked pretty cool in the lighting angle we got at that precise moment. Genesis then starts some finger exploration to her ass and the color of the screen changes from regular to a sort of greenish/ blue. The pounding noises seem to indicate we are closing in on some sort of bang! Well first we are treated to some great ass footage and Brett even gets in there to squeeze Genesis's bootie. A close floor shot really shows off her great bubble butt and Brett really steps up his fingering to it. Next up Genesis gives Brett's long schlong some much needed sucking, wish the shades had been taken off so we could see her eyes, and at one point the shades are moved down to the end of her nose so her eyes do get to look up at Brett with us seeing her do it. As for sex they start the bootie fucking in a standing doggie and you see a hot underneath shot of Brett laying pipe and she does some A2M. You then get an outstanding shot of her ass in cowgirl anal and I could watch this amazing footage from ground level all day long, her ass is hot!! After a quick A2M suck it's on to mish anal, then it's spoon anal with a twist as her ass is facing us and we close another hot scene with Brett leaving a decent pop around her mouth and Genesis does some cleanup.

Jamie Brooks:

Our final scene leads off with another different bartender, Brian Surewood is at the bar and he's smoking a cigarette as he waits for a customer. In walks Jamie looking drop dead gorgeous in her tight pink dress and she is quick to show off her big tits plus her bootie is also shown off and spanked by her. Her sexy accent is barking out all kinds of sweet nothings to Brian and he stoically watches as she fingers her own ass then has him suck her fingers clean. I am really digging the floor shots we have been getting, it helps when the girls have something you want to be looking up at and Jamie certainly does with her fine ass and big hooters. Brian does start to get a bit more involved and soon Jamie is sucking hard on his cock and she gets him all the way in, balls deep! She uses some spit guys and we see a good coat of saliva on her tits and dripping down from her chin and mouth. Sexwise this English tart is drilled in doggie anal with some A2M gaggin, then it's on to cowgirl anal and underneath we hear the movie's theme playing along as she is being analized. Jamie also does anal in spoon and we see a nice gape develop and Jamie really shows it off in a couple of those close up views. RCA follows and she was nice and bouncy here and we then see Jamie's legs pulled all the way back to her head as Brian reams her ass hard 'n' fast! I have really enjoyed the amount of piledriver anal they shot for this dvd and Jamie does some final A2M gaggin and Brian leaves a nice partin gift for her to play with, a very hot closer from Miss Brooks.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well I must say I was very impressed with this dvd. The song was perhaps a bit goofy but it was also catchy at the same time. The girls were flat out nasty as they could be with Venus and Isobel leadin the way. Each scene, though, rocked bigtime so ass lovers everywhere should really get their jollies here. Piledrver anal was well represented as I think it appears in four of the five scenes. The pops are the only area I had a little let down with on this title. Xtra wise you have a photo gallery, some trailers, there's a feature called inside Isobel and well you can guess this English babe lets us get more time with her hot body so be sure and check that out. Finally you have some behind the scenes and we get some laughter and there is more hot shots of those bodacious ta ta's of Venus!! Well worth checking this title out, a high recommendation.

Synopsis
[AsS qUAKe!Feel the Tremors to the Core!All anal Aftershock!]

Cast
[Genesis Skye-Jamie Brooks-Isabel-Makayla Cox-Venus-BrianSurewood-Brett Rockman-Marco]

Scene 1:Makayla Cox
[7.0 on the A.Q scale.Wow this dvd Moves.Great cast.Director Thomas Zupko Shocked Great Shot.All Scenes are set in a barroom.Ever female performer wore dark glasses.By the end of this dvd u will be singing the sing along title AsS qUAKe

Makayla starts the dvd set in bar wearing see thou fishnet outfit.She looks fantastic shaking in front of the screen touching,teasing ...