Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina vs Jennifer

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Performers Director Studio Category Duration (approximate)
  Hustler 106 minutes
Date Added:
02/01/2010
Production Year:
2009
Format:
DVD

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Reviewed by   01/11/10 Source: AdultDVDTalk

The Little Details

Running Time: 105 min.

Production Date: None credited

Director: Stuart Canterbury

Cast: Ally Ann, Rachel Roxxx, Riley Evans, Sadie West, Chris Johnson, Dick Chibbles, Eric John, and Rocco Reed

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: The little I've seen of this series has been pretty funny as well as hot. I'm looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It's okay but nothing special.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn where it seems like those behind the camera know what they're doing

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio is fairly well balanced, but there's also a fair amount of background noises. Some of them seem like they might be deliberate, but they still interfere with the scenes. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is also pretty average. The picture is pretty clear, but there's a fair amount of camera motion and the lighting is very inconsistent.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu blends the boxcover with a still and a little decent animation for an okay first impression. The chapter menu is very generic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip from each scene and a scene number. There's also a ?Select a Star? option that lets you choose a scene based on stills of the girls and their names.

The Feature

Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories series takes aim at some of those most hunted by tabloids and the Hollywood paparazzi, this time Angelina Jolie (played by Rachel Roxxx) and Jennifer Aniston (played by Sadie West) and their fight over Brad Pitt (played by Chris Johnson). It works around the typical tabloid TV format with plenty of interviews of those around the star as well as mixing in plenty of sex.

Scene 1 ? Sadie West and Dick Chibbles

Sadie breaks out the black fetishwear and a flogger to show Dick what a ?bad Santa? he is. He urges her on as she slaps him with her flogger and then eats her shaved pussy as she lays back on the staircase. Dick mixes in a little hard titty sucking and pussy play as Sadie howls away before she eagerly gobbles his knob in return. Sadie braces herself against the staircase railing as Dick fucks her bow and arrow style. He moves on to fuck her from behind and to let her ride him reverse cowgirl style before letting Sadie suck and stroke him to an above average pop on her tits, neck, and face.

This is a hot and amusing opening scene. No, Dick doesn't look quite like Billy Bob (he's just the wrong kind of creepy), but Sadie does a great enough job that you just can't care. She puts out plenty of over the top vocals and energy, and has an almost sadistic bent with her flogger that seems all too natural for Angelina. There's very nice chemistry between them and the action is nicely captured both in a straightforward manner as well as bringing in a little footage from Dick's camera. This is a very nice start to the movie as well as quite possibly being the best scene in the movie.



Scene 2 ? Riley Evans and Eric John

After a discussion of acting versus cheating, including a talk with ?Angelina's father?, the behind the scenes that explains what happened with her father is shown. Eric helps busty blonde Riley with her movie lines before they move on to rehearse the action. They kiss while helping each other strip down before Riley drops down to suck and stroke Eric's semi-hard cock with plenty of stroking and throat action mixed in. She also lets him suck her nice big tits before he helps her out of her panties to eat and finger her pussy in return. Riley gets up to ride Eric reverse cowgirl style before sucking him clean and then laying back to take it missionary style. She also rides him cowgirl style and lets him plow her pussy from behind before having him stroke off onto her tongue and tits.

This is an okay scene. As usual, Riley looks great and puts out some nice energy and vocals. The problem here is that most everything about the scene lacks. Even with an outdoor movie set as a location the location seems extra cheesy even by porn standards, and the lighting seems artificial and overdone rather than seeming anything close to natural. Eric has a big cock for her to work with, but doesn't bring anything else to the scene. The chemistry lacks from start to finish, and although he comes off as a little creepy, it's not the same type of creepy that Jon Voight gives off. This is a pretty average scene.



Scene 3 ? Ally Ann and Chris Johnson

Bottle blonde Ally gets hauled away by police after going after Chris (aka Brad) with her girlfriend capturing it all on camera. She eyes Chris as he talks on the phone and strips down as she hops the fence to move in and suck his cock with some nice attention to his balls mixed in. Ally lays back on a pool chair for him to tongue her twat in return before standing up and letting him take her from behind. She also rides him cowgirl style before getting down for a decent facial finish.

This scene did next to nothing for me. The opening is mildly amusing and Ally is cute and turns out a nicely energetic fuck. The problem, once again, is everything else about the scene. Chris puts out some okay effort, but the few times one sees his face he actually looks bored. The lighting once again seems overly done and artificial despite being an outdoor scene, and the camera work is horrible. The feels like it wants nothing more than to avoid showing anything beyond Chris' cock and Ally, and gave the feeling of deliberately trying to avoid the rest of him. It also seemed to wander around almost like whoever was working the camera downed a bottle of cough syrup before shooting the scene and couldn't quite control what they were doing. I think this is the first I've watched Ally in action, and although she's cute and did an okay job here, everybody else around the scene did a poor enough job that I really don't care much if I see more of her or not.



Scene 4 ? Rachel Roxxx and Sadie West

After a red carpet catfight, Sadie and Rachel decide to make love not war. They kiss before Sadie moves up to ride Rachel's face. Rachel rolls her over to grind against her pussy with a bit of titty sucking mixed in for each of them. Rachel rolls to her back to have Sadie eat and finger her pussy before having Sadie bend over so she can play with her pussy in return. Rachel moves around to eat her a little more before they get in a little more bumping and grinding. They finish up playing with themselves while watching each other before sharing one last kiss.

This is a hot scene. The catfight is a fun start to the scene, and leads into some great energy from each of the girls. There's a nice balance between them, and neither of them feel like they're holding back. The camera work is a little better here, but still isn't anything special. This is easily one of the best scenes in the movie.



Scene 5 ? Rachel Roxxx and Rocco Reed

Rachel gets it on with Rocco (aka Vince) and insists that the cameras stay around so everybody can see how happy they are together. They kiss and let their hands run around each other a bit before Rachel eagerly gobbles Rocco's knob with plenty of throat action mixed in as well as a little titty fucking. Rocco rolls her to her back to suck her pierced titties before eating her pussy, and then moves on to fuck it bow and arrow style and to spoon it. They keep fucking doggie style, and continue through reverse cowgirl and missionary before Rocco pops on Rachel's big fat titties and lets her suck out the last bit.

This is another okay scene. Rachel looks fantastic, and she and Rocco put out nice energy and have nice chemistry together. Once again the problem is the camera work, as the camera seemed like it never stopped moving for more than two seconds. Rachel made me want to like this scene, but there was just too much about it holding it back to like it too much.



Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Vs Jennifer is a decent idea that had a very hard time getting off the ground. Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx each do a very nice job with their roles, and the setup ideas are also very nice. I love the ?Bad Santa? opening scene, and the red carpet catfight is also enjoyable, but the scenes never seem like they live up to what they should due to the camera work and editing. The camera work especially holds the movie back, as it seemed like the camera could never stay still for any length of time and actually had me reaching for the remote a couple times because I was feeling a bit of motion sickness. Although Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Vs Jennifer has some nice material to work with, it instead comes off feeling like the porn parody genre is running out of steam and ends up being very forgettable.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Barely Legal 96, Daddy Please Stop Fucking My Sorority Sisters, Lez Be Best Fucking Friends, Real College Girls Lesbian Stories 3, The Whores Have Eyes, and Your Ass Is Mine. The slide show lasts about eight and a quarter minutes with about give seconds per very nice snapshot. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, and because this is a Hustler release, a plethora of commercials.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts a little under ten minutes. Sadie starts out chatting with the camera before heading to the makeup chair about sex and the movie before Dick talks about his role in the movie and his time in the industry. Rachel is next, who lets the camera know that this is her first movie with lines before struggling through many of them. She also spends a little time on the bed with Rocco before Eric chats with the camera about channeling Jon Voight and getting into the industry. Finally, Dick shows the dangers of working with Sadie West. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette. You get some very nice personality from the starts, as well as some nice eye candy and a bit of humor. This is a very nice addition to the overall DVD.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Hustler?s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with stores offering it everywhere in between. Rent this one first. Sadie and Rachel each do a nice job and there is a bit of humor, but the camera work and editing really hold this one back. The technical aspects don't quite make it to the average mark due to the inconsistent lighting and the amount of camera motion, but the extras aren't too bad due to a fun behind the scenes featurette. This is a dud of a disc despite having some nice things going for it.

Note to Hustler: You have a lot of potential with this series, so please don't just slap out crap like this with it.

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