Cheating Housewives
Smash Pictures
Running Time: 159 minutes

You had to know that a porn movie with a title like this was gonna happen sooner or later. Kind of a spin on Desperate Housewives, only with more hot sex. There are five total scenes on this disc and they are all pretty hot.

Scene 1: Vicky Vette and Mark Ashley

Vicky is the temptress. Her scene stsrts with her hubby (who is also her real life hubby) and his best friend (Mark Ashley) hanging out at home. Vicky gets done with a conversation with a friend that said he is having an affair. So instead of getting...

Cheating Housewives
Produced 05/05 Smash Pictures (www.smashpictures.com)
160 minutes

Directed by: Mike Metropolis

Starring: Vicky Vette, Roxanne Hall, Cherie, Rayveness, Chelsea Zinn, Mark Ashley, Mark Davis, Scott Nails, Christian, Joel Lawrence and Kris Slater.

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No Condoms

You just knew there'd be these type of films after the success of TV's Desperate Housewives series. There are no teenagers in this film. The age of the women range from Roxanne Hall at 29 to Vicky Vette in her late 30's. ...

The Little Details

Running Time: 159 min.

Production Date: 5 / 7, 8, 13 / 2005

Director: Mike Metropolis

Cast: Vicky Vette, Cherie, Roxanne Hall, Rayveness, Chelsea Zinn, Mark Ashley, Mark Davis, Scott Nails, Christian XXX, Joel Lawrence, and Kris Slater in sexual roles and several other guys in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Smash looks like theyve really pulled out the stops here, and Mike Metropolis has been making some great movies for them lately. Im going into this one with really high expectations!

Initial Reaction: Its one of my favorite Smash releases so far!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex with a quick setup

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a full feature

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio varies a bit, with a fair amount of it being a little hollow and balance problems throughout the movie. Its more than a little annoying, and I dont think I made it through a single scene without adjusting the volume at least a couple times. The video is pretty good. Its very nicely lit with a few shadows and barely had any camera motion to interfere with things. It has a slightly soft look, which might turn some off, but I didnt mind it at all.

Music: Theres a bit of music during the setups but not during the sex. It tends to be a little loud and hurt the setups a little for me.

Menus: The main menu is very nicely done with some very well done animation that gives a very good first impression. The chapter menu is also nicely done and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of the scene and the name of the lovely lady in the scene. Youre then given a second menu to decide where in the scene you want to go sexually.

The Feature

Theres plenty of different types of housewives. Many are faithful, but theres also plenty of cheating housewives. Temptresses, flirts, bitches, whores, and seductresses are just a few of the kinds you might find, and theyre also the kinds youll find here.

Scene 1 - Vicky Vette and Mark Ashley

When bottle blonde Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Marks wife, she heads off to change into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Marks lap. She bashes her big fat titties around his face and has him suck them before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like shes doing to Mark. She even titty fucks him and sucks his nipples a little before lying back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Vicky sucks Marks cock clean before bending over so Mark can give her ass a good tonguing from behind before he fucks her pussy from behind and while she lies on her side. Vicky climbs up for a cowgirl ride, and after taking her time with Marks cock in her pussy has him move it back into her ass. He keeps his cock in her ass while he picks her up and moves her across the room to a barstool, and they keep going with a bit of reverse cowgirl anal and doggie anal across the room. Finally, Vicky finishes things up taking a very nice facial from Mark.

This is a fantastic scene! Its well over a half hour long, yet it never drags or gets bogged down. Vicky and Mark have great chemistry and energy, and keep the scene moving nicely. The banter with her husband is just as good, and kicks the scene up a notch very nicely. If all that isnt enough, Mike Metropolis does a great job capturing it all with his camera and does a very good job of keeping a nice balance between the angles. Vicky and Mark definitely start the scene out on a high note.

Scene 2 - Roxanne Hall and Mark Davis

Roxanne gets things on in the bathroom right away with Mark without wasting any time. They kiss and spit back and forth before Mark makes his way down to work on her holes with both his tongue and his fingers. He has Roxanne choke on his cock when she gets on her knees, which seems to suit her just fine, as well as having her eat his ass and suck his cock from behind. Mark fucks her from behind over the counter, and after a bit they move to the bedroom where he fucks each of Roxannes holes from behind. He also treats her ass to a little missionary work before letting Roxanne have a little control back with a cowgirl ride for her pussy and a missionary fuck. Mark gives Roxanne a nice facial before fucking her missionary style and giving her a second facial and a big kiss to follow it up.

This is another great scene. The chemistry is just as hot as it was in the first scene and Mark and Roxanne have a great bit of nastiness going between them. Yes, its a little rough, but Roxanne and Mark are pretty obviously into it and it fits the passion between them. Ill admit to wishing it had a sharp lead-in like the first scene, but at the same time having it go right to the sex gives the movie a nice bit of variety, especially when the sex is this good.

Scene 3 - Cherie and Scott Nails

Bitchy brunette Cherie is tired of her hubby working all the time rather than taking the time out to give her a good fucking and take her out once in a while. When he tells her to do what she has to do and repairman Scott shows up at the door, her husband is pissed off enough that he tells her to go fuck him. Cherie sets Scott down on their coffee table and explains whats going on to him as she strips him down, kisses him on his mouth and nipples, and then goes down to suck his cock. Cherie strips down to show a great booty while sucking Scotts cock, and they both take time to comment to her hubby about how great she is at sucking cock and how her hubby cant get hard or love her any more. He lays her back on the table to eat her pussy before bending Cherie over and fucking her from behind. She fingers her ass as he fucks her and takes a couple breaks to suck his cock clean before moving over to ride Scott reverse cowgirl style. Cherie turns around to ride Scott cowgirl style so she can play with her ass more and then wraps her ass around his cock reverse cowgirl style. She has him spoon her ass on the couch before moving back to the coffee table for some anal missionary work. Finally, Cherie gets down on her knees and lets Scott pop in and around her mouth.

This is another great scene. The banter between Cherie and her husband is just as great here as it was in the opening scene with Vicky, and Scott and Cherie have just as good of chemistry. They put some great energy into the scene and Cherie does a great job making sure that neither of her holes gets ignored. This is another strokalicious scene!

Scene 4 - Rayveness and Christian XXX

Dark haired beauty Rayveness cant resist flirting with buff and bald Christian when he stops to chat with her during his run. She talks about being married and her husbands uncertain reactions catching them together, but with Rayvenesss killer body, smile, and eyes, Christian seems to think shes worth the risk. He probably also knows that he could easily whup her hubby with one of the strap-ons other girls fuck him with if the hubby doesnt like it. They kiss and grope their way around each other a bit before Ray drops down to mouth Christians meat. She moves onto his face before leaning forward to sixty-nine him, and then moves forward to ride Christians cock reverse cowgirl style. Rayveness gets down so Christian can fuck her tits and face before going back to her pussy. He picks her up for a mid-air fuck before lying down so Rayveness can ride him cowgirl style. Rayvenesss hubby isnt quite sure what to think when he finds her riding Christian, but quickly gets into it and encourages her to cum on his cock. Her hubby keeps encouraging them as Christian spoons his wife and fucks her from behind. Finally, Rayveness takes a pop that I think might be slightly below average on her tongue and swallows it down. Afterwards her hubby comes up and tells her that shes a bad girl and he loves it.

Christian is one heck of a built guy (and one of the most underrated male performers out there right now in my opinion), and Rayveness looks like she darn near wore him out here. They have good chemistry and I love the addition of Rayvenesss hubby encouraging them. I was a bit surprised that Rayveness didnt take it in the ass, especially since shes the only girl who doesnt in the movie, and her swallow helps her stand out nicely. This scene has a slightly different feel from the rest but is just as hot.

Scene 5 - Chelsea Zinn, Joel Lawrence, and Kris Slater

Chelsea, a smoking hot bottle blonde, starts out the final scene cleaning up the kitchen. After talking to her hubby on the phone she gives pool boy Kris a tease through the patio window. She comes out and drops to her knees to take his cock into her throat only to have hubby Joel come home a little upset. Joel yells at Kris and has him move off to watch Chelsea suck his cock before letting Kris come back to trade off with him. He sends Kris back to cleaning the pool while he and Chelsea head inside for her to ride him reverse cowgirl style and suck his dick a bit more. Joel spoons her shaved slit next as Chelsea begs him to use her like a cheap whore and has her roll over so that she can get it doggie style. Joel has Chelsea hop up for a cowgirl ride so he can spank and play with her great ass. She tastes her ass from Joels fingers after he spreads her ass open wide and lets him fuck it missionary style. Chelsea sucks Joels cock clean before letting him spoon her ass and even gets up to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. When they see Kris watching from outside Joel taunts him and then fucks Chelseas ass doggie style. He helps Chelsea to show off some great gapes and after he pops on her face has Kris come in and stroke himself off onto her face.

This is a great scene that leaves me a little disappointed. For the great part of the scene, Chelsea is amazing. She puts out plenty of energy no matter what holes getting fucked, takes on both guys with ease, and trash talks with the best of them. Her tease is nicely done at the start and it looks like she and Joel are spurring each other on throughout the fucking. The problem with the scene is Kris Slater, or more to the point the lack of Kris Slater in the scene. Kris is easily one of the best looking guys to enter the jiz biz in the last few years, and from what Ive seen he turns out a solid scene as well. With the setup and how great a scene Chelsea normally seems to turn out, I had a lot of hope for a double penetration here. Leaving Kris out of most of the scene except for jerking himself and getting his knob gobbled left a bit of a void in the scene. This is a very good scene with plenty of heat, but it felt like it had the potential to be even better.

Cheating Housewives is another winner from Mike Metropolis and Smash. Theyve kept the simple vignette theme thats been working nicely in their other movies, and once again have put together a great cast. Although they didnt all work to the same level for me, I would have a very hard time trying to pick which scene was the best here because theyre all so nicely done. Theres a nice variety to the scenes, and even when the setups seem like theyre going to repeat with things like the hubby watching the wife cheat, they throw in a little something to help it stand apart. The only thing that really held the movie back for me was the technical aspects, as the sound and lighting seemed a bit sloppy and did interfere with my enjoyment of the movie. I can understand a hollow sound here and there with some of the exotic locations that many people are shooting in currently, but theres no reason I should have been constantly adjusting the volume because the banter between the women and their partners or husbands was so much quieter than the action. Although it might not seem like it, there is a compliment hidden in there because it means that the banter was good enough that I really wanted to hear it rather than just letting it go. Cheating Housewives might be my favorite Mike Metropolis movie so far, and I hope that he and Smash are planning a sequel to it.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts over two and a half minutes with about seven seconds per great looking snapshot. Theres also deleted scenes, a behind the scenes featurette, and weblinks.

The deleted scenes last eleven minutes. After a little more of Vicky getting fucked by Mark, Roxanne and Mark work each other over orally. Cherie and Scott get in a little more fucking before Rayveness gives Christian a little show and lets him fuck her. Finally, Chelsea and Joel get in a little more oral and fucking. Its a nice collection of cut footage and definitely worth checking out if you enjoyed the action in the movie.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts almost five minutes. Vicky starts things out giving a quick talk with the camera and poses for a few stills. Afterwards she talks about how much fun she had in her scene as well as having her real life husband right there. Roxanne is next, and poses for a few photos with a face full of cum before Chelsea talks with the camera about cheating on her hubby every day with his knowledge and wanting to do some really nasty stuff on the set. Its a limited behind the scenes featurette, but still adds very nicely to the overall package here.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, rimming (male > female and female > male), anal, spanking, voyeurism, titty fucking, swallowing, group, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. Smash has put out yet another release thats well worth the money here. The sex is smoking hot and has some very fun setups. Although theres some good effort put into the extras, the technical aspects are much weaker than I normally expect from Smash. This is a very hot movie on a nicely done DVD.

Note to Smash Pictures: Please watch the technical aspects a little more. It currently seems to be the biggest weakness in your DVDs (and most of the time it isnt much of a weakness).

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Well here we have a dvd where all the women are married but their man ain't getting it done hence the need for them to cheat, hence we get Cheating Housewives. Now the girls are all shown on the cover and I must say Vicky Vette is looking better than ever and you see under each ladies name a little description of them. Let's hit the scenes and see if we can't figure out why the wives needed to seek out a different cock than the one they're married to.

Vicky Vette:

Well the menu is laid out nicely and upon clicking the girls name we see several positions listed and you...