Biker Chicks Cum Easy is the epitome of all that is bad in porn today. This VCA production suffers from too much of the Im the greatest syndrome of director D3, who basically made this movie for himself. He certainly didnt have the stroker at home in mind.

The sex scenes are shot with bad lighting, on dark sets, using slo-mo and other irritating special effects. And the editor at the control panel had too many toys to play with and chose many of the wrong options.

Average-looking blonde Cameron Cain does Steve Hatcher in the initial scene. Its a going-through-the-motions romp with three position changes and a final pop on Camerons ample butt.

Finding hetero sex unfulfilling, Cameron tries a little lesbian action with Dominica Leoni in a bathroom. Without any toys to insert, the girls are left to explore each other with fingers and tongues. Neither looks excited.

Lee Stone hooks up with Brooke Lane on a couch next. Shes an older, shaggy-haired blonde with bolt-ons. Standard traditional positions here with a decent facial.

The most interesting scene, though hardly the most inspiring, has Aria dominating Alec Metro. She spits in his face, slaps him, and talks dirty. She forces him to suck her toes and to lick her pussy after she squirts. This all takes place in a garage with others watching and part of the action takes place on a motorcycle. After taking it up the butt, she welcomes a cumshot on her stomach.

Brunette bimbo Cynara Fox takes on Hatcher on a couch. This is a total throw-away scene with no enthusiasm on either part. He delivers on her face and she does a little cleaning up.

In the finale, Cameron is back and she teams with brunette Stevie in a weird threeway with Marty Romano on a stage. Cameron has a black stripe painted across her face, sort of like a WWE warrior. Stevie gets drenched in a shower. They suck and fuck Marty before Stevie takes a face blast to end this atrocity.

Bottom line: D3 (whoever that is) needs to decide if he wants to make films for porn fans or for himself. This abomination has way too many distractions to be riveting for strokers or couples. Knock off the MTV effects and just show people fucking and sucking. That stuff sells.