Ten Little Piggies 2 Platinum X Pictures So, Brandon Iron, directing a fast moving mix of hardcore porn and foot-fetish fun? Sounds good? And with his rep for raw, rough, edgy action, this has got to be hot stuff, right? Actually, how can I put it
Ashley & Cheryl
A scene shot in London, with a pale skinned, impressively busty South African called Cheryl playing up in toe-sucking, ass-licking style to Brandon's camera in tandem with Ashley Long. You must know Ashley. It's hard to avoid her, really. Along with the likes of Angel Long, Ashley Blue and Julie Night, I've had such a surfeit of Ashley I half-promised myself I'd never watch another scene. Fat chance. Here she is, asking her daft questions. Just once I'd love the guy (in this case Claudio) to answer "does it feel good when I'm wanking you with my feet?" with a quick "no, I'd rather you sandpapered my balls."
Okay, so I'm being a little unfair - Ashley is a real pro and always does a good turn, if that's your bag. While we do have a modicum of foot-oriented fun, the real meat of the action is energetic, acrobatic and raunchy hardcore. I do wish Cheryl wouldn't mug for the camera - otherwise she's quite appealing and while she dodges anal, she willingly slurps the cocks that deeply spear Ashley's rear, as the latter takes up the full quota of anal and DP, with some of the sex between Michael and her being particularly earthy. One of Cheryl's toes even finds its way into Ashley's bung hole during the course of events, which end with the guys shooting come over Ashley's feet placed on Cheryl's face. It gets a little messy.
Julie & Elizabeth
Two panty-clad butts usher in the next scene. Aussie brunette Elizabeth professes to be 26! Hold on, last time I saw her she was coyly claiming to be barely legal! Porn fans = total mugs, don't you know? We'd even believe these girls would choose to shag Max Hardcore without serious cash being involved. Back in the real world, Elizabeth does have a youthful look appealingly matched with a little hint of the devil about her - not that we see enough of it as she has to share screen time, and Manuel's cock, with ample-assed Julie, whose vocal gymnastics quickly become wearing.
But I'm jumping the gun a little - first, there's some light-hearted tease and foot-related fun before Manuel's entrance. He encourages the girls to suck each other's feet, and takes some enjoyment from having the wriggling tootsies on his face and over his body. The girls get together to blow him, and then take turns riding. Naturally, some pretty vigorous anal sex is mandatory but while the girls go for it, I just feel there's something amiss. Julie's attitude is way too pro for my liking, and though they throw themselves into all the down and dirty, toe sucking, ass-to-mouth sucking naughtiness, I'm not really captivated by the scene. Again, the come shot is delivered onto feet and face - Julie's and Elizabeth's respectively.
Faith Grant
I'm just pondering this lightly tan blonde's sexy physique when I realise that her boobs are most likely paid for. Damn. Faith wriggles her talented toes, oblivious to my dislike of her quite unnecessary "enhancements". They don't deter Toni Ribas, who enters the fray ready to go, and dives straight between Faith's thighs, face first. She blows him then moves her fine derriere up and down on his cock. Her moans start to grate my ears but her moves are impressive enough, as she takes Toni's tool into her ass and goes just a little crazy as she does so. Toni spurs her on to make him come, which he does, on her face after a little foot wank. She sucks her own toes to end another so-so scene. Damn, I'm being picky here, because the energy is good, but there's something quite perfunctory about the action. Maybe it's just the mood I'm in.
Roxy Heart & Sassy
There's plenty of chat and fooling around with pale, slender Canadian Roxy and curvy little blonde Sassy (too much make-up by half) before events inevitably swing into the full on sex. I do like Roxy but the pair of them lay it on a bit thick, and Brandon's line of inquiry is hardly insightful either. I guess it really is the mood that I'm in, but the sex does little for me, despite the fair levels of energy and commitment. Scenes like this, where naked guys wander into the sex, already to go, and it's all done for the sake of it with no context, no little scenario to inspire the imagination or to interpret as you wish, makes it all pretty dull. Steve Holmes and Brain Surewood supply the dicks that are sucked, fucked and stuffed into Sassy's ass before they come on the girls' faces and a little come swapping wraps it all up.
Lorena & Victoria
Brandon's in a Hollywood Boulevard shoe store when he "happens" upon two leggy women trying on some spectacular high heel shoes. So now we're in the ballpark for some wriggly toes squirming in strappy shoes. I approve. However, all too soon we're heading back to Brandon's place for some pretty perfunctory (that word again) sex. Sure, it's all very raw and rather messy - all anal and laden with nasty ass-to-mouth action with the two submissively posed girls. Though blonde Lorena and brunette Victoria do their bit, I'm not struck on their looks and the lack of chemistry is pretty evident. Brandon shoots on Victoria's face, and she passes the load to Lorena.
Angel Long & Simone Claire
So, as we've had Ashley, it's inevitable we get Angel too. At least she has nice toes. The thing is, however, that she and her co-star Simone Claire have this porn star shtick down to such a degree that I find it a turn-off. We all know what the gig is and no matter how much they act up, an act is all it is - or at least, that's the way it feels to me.
The girls show off their toes in ghastly day-glo pink fishnet knee-highs (as a connoisseur of sheer stockings, I must protest at the preponderance of the cheap and nasty fishnet in contemporary porn) before Mike and Claudio join them for deep, wet BJs and foot jobs. Mike gives the hard-looking Simone a good spanking before they all lurch into some high-energy sex, though "pro" attitudes are too much to the fore for my liking.
Mrs Long's little girl calls Mike every name under the sun as he buggers her. Mind you, she calls herself and Simone a few choice epithets too as the latter comes into slurp ass-fresh cock. There's lots and lots of anal sex and ass-to-mouth too but I must admit that I find the "nasty bitch/slut/whore" verbals throughout pretty tedious. It just seems so contrived. Do these girls really enjoy what they do? It's debatable. I just wonder if they would refer to themselves and their co-stars in such negative terms if they did. Or maybe, as I suspect, it's all part of what they see as being the act required to do this job. Whatever, midway through Claudio comes on Angel's foot and Simone licks up the come. Michael holds the fort till the end, with a similar arrangement of his ejaculation. Objectively, this is probably a decent hardcore porn scene. Subjectively, like most of the movie, it's pretty disappointing.
Overall
As I enjoyed the first number in this line, and generally appreciate without universally embracing Brandon's work, I really am sorry to say that I found this a generally low-key effort. While I do enjoy the foot/leg fetish to a modest extent, I felt my moderate interest in the topic was barely sated by this movie, which unfortunately seems to favour some surprisingly generic hardcore. I'm not sure what serious foot fans would make of it. I guess the idea is to bridge the gap between mainstream smut and the foot fetish niche, but Ten Little Piggies 2 lands too heavily on one side of that divide. I've seen more serious foot action in Christoph Clark flicks that aren't even angled towards this market. Another major factor for me is the cast - the majority of the girls either do little for me or I've seen them a lot more than once to often. It's all basically quite well done, but by and large I feel this is a disappointingly uninspiring production.
DVD Comments
Picture quality is pretty good, not outstanding, which is understandable given the feature-packed disc. There are two bonus scenes (both POV scenes with Brandon and young ladies, Roxy and Charisma, in some edgy BJ action) plus photo shoot footage, behind the scenes, photos, comeshot recap, text biography and cast list, and more that I've forgotten. It's a value for money package, no doubt.
Director Brandon Iron
Cast Ashley Long, Cheryl, Julie Robbins, Elizabeth Lawrence, Faith Grant, Claudio Meloni, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, Toni Ribas
Running Time 2hrs 17mins
Video NTSC/All regions
Audio Dolby 2.0
Disc Features Behind the scenes, bonus scenes, cumshot recap, photos, biography, trailers}
