Naturally Exposed #13

Studio: KM Productions
Starring: Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison, Dylan
Feature Length:2:10

If you're a big boob lover (hi there), you have to be vigilant. Even with the explosion of porn these days, it's still rare to find an attractive, naturally large breasted woman in porn. So many big-tit videos are populated by women with boob jobs, and often they're just C-cups. And even though enhancement surgery is a lot better than it was 20 years ago, even great boob jobs only look good from a couple of angles; once the girl leans forward, back, or to the side, her boobs look lumpy and mis-shapen. Yuck.

Kelly Madison seems to be the goods, though. She's not 18, and she's not a hard body. But if you like women who are naturally stacked and good to look at, here's another one for your list.

One of the things I really liked about this video is that, after watching a lot of high-concept and artsy sex-as-cinema and sex-as-art stuff, this one is just good porn. Madison looks like someone you'd meet at a roadhouse drinking beer out of a bottle and smiling at everyone who comes in the door. Thinking back, I keep expecting her to introduce this video by looking at the camera and saying, "hey, you! Get your pants off! Get your cock out! We're going to have some fun!!!"

It's like spending time with your loud, white-trash relatives who scare the hell out of you until you realize you're having the time of your life in spite of yourself, and you really do need to get that stick out of your ass and have a fuckin' beer.

The video is mixture of things; some scenes are hardcore with her husband or guest girl Dylan; some scenes are video-centerfold stuff, club dancing and stylized masturbation, a couple scenes are her screwing around in the snow and digging a hole in the yard, and there's a parody commercial for snuggies that made me laugh. So if you just want to see Kelly's huge boobs bounce; or get covered in whipped cream; or you want her on her back where she belongs getting the high hard one; or making a string of pearls disappear in her pussy; a little lesbo action; or wrapped up in a snuggy, eating popcorn and cackling at the TV, there's something to please you if you're in the right mood.

Video quality is crisp and clean. The camera work is gonzo but not manic enough to be annoying. Audio's good. The music makes my ears bleed, though, but it's only on some scenes, not throughout.

Bonus Material

Behind the scenes is 27 minutes of outtakes and clowning around, mostly in the same spirit as the stuff that made it into the feature. The rough and raw quality of it is more in the spirit of fun amateur videos than sloppy, lazy pro work. I usually find BTS stuff a bore, this was a lot of fun. Watching her yelling at her husband to push the necklace in her puss because her fingernails are too sharp is worth the price of admission on its own.

The photo gallery is surprisingly good. There are a lot of images, they're not ruined by huge branding, and they run the gamut between cheesecake and hardcore. It's one of the few photo galleries I've seen that could be strokeworthy on its own.

So How About It?

I was pleasantly surprised. There are various parts of the DVD that I don't give a shit about (club dancing doesn't do anything for me), but the mix of hardcore, softcore and cheesecake is a winner. Kelly's personality, which I thought was brassy at first, grew one me quickly. By the time I got to the snuggy chapter, I was balls deep. It's free and easy without looking sloppy or lazy; it's fun without being stupid; and it's easy to overlook the fact that it's really well put together.