An Astroknight Bare Boner Review

Running Time: 112 min.

P> Production Date: 12 / 8 / 2007

Director: Chris Charming

Cast: Aiden Starr, Angelica Lane, Britney Stevens, Candice Nicole, Carmella Bing, Melrose Foxxx, Natasha Nice, Scarlett Pain, Andrew Riviera, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Chris Charming, and Claudio Meloni

Candice Nicole	Carmella Bing	Scarlett Pain

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1 - Aiden Starr and Andrew Andretti (pop on tits)
Scene 2 - Angelica Lane and Claudio Meloni (pop on tits)
Scene 3 - Britney Stevens and Claudio Meloni (pop on tits)
Scene 4 - Candice Nicole and Chris Charming (pop on tits)
Scene 5 - Carmella Bing and Chris Charming (pop on tits)
Scene 6 - Melrose Foxxx and Arnold Schwartzenpecker (pop on tits)
Scene 7 - Natasha Nice and Chris Charming (pop on tits)
Scene 8 - Scarlett Pain and Arnold Schwartzenpecker (pop on tits)

Condom Usage: None

What You Need to Know: Fuck My Tits 3 keeps things pretty simple. Each scene starts out with the girl doing a nice tease with a focus on tits. It moves on with a touch of oral action but the major focus of the scene being titty fucking that's mostly captured POV style. Britney Stevens puts in a little more oral action than the others, while Carmella puts here mouth to use with plenty of trash talking. Natasha, however, seemed to know how to put her tits to the best use as well as working her killer eyes and smile through the scene. There's a nice bit of racial variety as well with black babes Candice and Melrose, as well as a rougher edge with the heavily tattooed and pierced Scarlett.

Although I'm sure there's a target market out there for this series, I'm not sure I'm it. The action was always okay, but never enough to really hold my attention. I was never turned off or anything, but I was also never really drawn in and found myself very easily distracted from it. Fuck My Tits 3 is a unique enough product and shows enough care that even though it didn't do a lot for me, I can't help but encourage anybody else who's curious about it to check it out.

Extras: Trailers (6), photo gallery (5:33), cumshot recaps (5:59), a bonus scene (Carly Parker from Fuck My Tits 2, a behind the scenes featurette (28:46 with plenty of chatting with the girls as well as some nice eye candy. Natasha Nice, Candice Nicole, and Melrose Foxxx all really shine in the featurette.), weblinks, and commercials.

Verdict: Rent it or aim low unless you've checked out some of this series already.

Note to Elegant Angel: This is a unique enough series that I hope you keep something like it alive in the future even if it didn't work the best for me.

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