You see the flashing police lights up ahead. The news report says that Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from the television show "Saved by the Bell," has been involved in a celebrity sex tape. Every fiber in your being doesn't want to see Screech doing the nasty, but as you pass by, you can't help but looking...

The tape itself (minus the filler scenes that RLD throws in, presumably to make you feel less bad about dropping a few bills to see about 50 minutes of mostly DD talking and to lure some curious Middle Americans into the tempting world of hardcore ...

Another celebrity sex tape... it's actually not bad. I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to see Dustin Diamond fuck on tape. He's more well known as Screech, the annoying nerd from Saved by the Bell.

Apparently Screech does standup comedy and a bachelorette party attended one of his shows. The bachelorette and her bridesmaid invites him to their hotel room, play around with some of the gag gifts, and eventually fuck him. Like in his show, you're not laughing because of Screech... you're laughing at him. He refers to himself in the third person as the D man. Nicknames his wang as the monster but he doesn't really take himself seriously. There is one part where he tries to get the bridesmaid to flash him and she protests that he was a stranger. He then pleads with her, "C'mon you grew up with me!"

The video in the hotel room is crappy because of low lighting but the girls do seem to behave like a bachelorette and her bridesmaid. The bachelorette is this blonde chick with a weird accent in that I can't place which area of the country she's from. The more straight-laced bridesmaid reminds me of Park Overall. The actual Screech POV intercourse didn't last very long, is condomed, and shot poorly but there is a lot of anal toy play and the video quality improves immensely in the better lit bathroom hot tub where there is some lez play between the two "best friends".

All in all, the purpose of this sex vid is really a commercial for Red Light District movies as we're treated to 4 bonus scenes featuring Amy Reid, Tia Tinaka, Annette Schwarz, and Rebeca Linares respectively plus a separate RLD sampler dvd.

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