Will Ryder is back with this parody of 80s porn. He channels some of the classic stars from the era like Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn and Christy Canyon with some of todays porn girls. The newbies include Carter Cruise, Cameron Dee, Angelina Chung, Mia Austin, Zoey Monroe and Lucy Tyler in the title role of Traci Lords.

Courtney Shea, Carter Cruise

Courtney plays Ginger Lynn and Carter channels Samantha Strong. Ginger is to work with John Holmes (Richie Calhoun) today but the director is off fucking some starlet. So they start the scene without him. Carter has worked with him before and takes out his rod. Courtney jumps in and they service him nicely. One deep throats his cock while the other worships his balls. Courtney services him alone while Carter starts rubbing one out. Courtney gets eaten out and Richie uses his fingers to pleasure her. She gets fucked in cowgirl, doggie and mish while Carter disappears for a while. He drains his balls on Courtney's tongue and she shows it off before swallowing it. This was a colossal waste of Carter. Courtney was decent but Carter's sexual energy could match Ginger. In fact, she could be the modern day Ginger Lynn. She was only in the scene for a few minutes, unfortunately.

Cameron Dee

Amber Lynn is one of the biggest stars of the 80s. She gets to fuck her off-screen flame, Jamie Gillis, as played by Kurt Lockwood. He goes down on her and sticks his face right in her pussy. Cameron gives him a no-hands blowjob and fucks him with her face. She gets drilled in mish, cowgirl, doggie and spoon. Kurt creams all over her face and Cameron cleans him off.

Angelina Chung, Mia Austin

Angelina plays Kriatara Barrington while Mia is Nina DePonca. The girls get to do a boy/girl/girl with Jeff Stryker (Jay Smooth) who got his start in gay porn. They don't care and start making out with him. They share his cock orally and one takes his shaft while the other sucks on his balls. The girls take turns throating his pencil dick Jay does some pussy eating then takes turns fucking them. Mia and Angelina have nice interaction with each other and takes his thick load all over their faces.

Lucy Tyler

Lucy is Traci Lords, the next big thing in the industry! She applies to World Modeling then gets an audition with Tom Byron (Tyler Nixon). She asks him to fuck and they start making out. Tyler sucks on her tits and Lucy slides him down her throat. She spits all over him and gives a good POV blowjob. Tyler eats her out and bones her in doggie, cowgirl and reverse. He explodes all over her face and Lucy does a sexy job of cleaning him off.

Zoey Monroe, Ashley Graham

Ashley is Nina Hartley while Zoey is Bunny Blew. Ashley plays the intelligent girl while Zoey is the bubbly blonde. They work with director Anthony Rosano but they start with each other. Zoey blows him while Anthony sucks on Ashley's tits. The girls take turns sucking his cock and Anthony bangs it off their tongues. Anthony bangs both of them then creams all over Zoey's tongue while Ashley cleans him off.

Natasha Vega, Gaia

Natasha is superstar Christy Canyaon and Gais plays Mai Lin. They work with Eric John today and Natasha gags herself all over him. She titty fucks him and the girls trade his dick back-and-forth. The girls take turns riding him and Eric nuts all over their tits.

SPECIAL FEATURES

Almsot 30 minutes of BTS footage, photo galleries and trailers.

SUMMARY

This was just a menagerie of average porn. The narration repeats itself in spots and the "parody" part is just faux interviews that last about a minute before every scene. It's just current porn girls fucking in bad wigs. I think parodies have played themselves out and this doesn't help the genre.


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