Semen Sippers Red Light District For some reason, the excruciating title "Semen Sippers" conjures up, and I really am ashamed of this, the mental image of a group of ladies of a certain age, sitting in genteel surroundings sipping on a glass of jism instead of the usual small sweet sherry. I have no idea where this came from, but I figured I might as well share it, that's the vogue, right? Take Mike John (it's probably his fault), who is completely unabashed about his predilection for observing women engaging in the obligatory smutty stuff. I've got my fingers crossed that the come swallowing gimmick isn't going to be at the expense of the promise of some exciting, energetic sex offered by the excellent cast
Jessica Fiorentino and Julie Silver
Marvellous Jessica smiles seductively as she poses and teases in her black underwear, sweeping her brunette tresses around and showing just how she knows this game inside out. It's been a while since I saw her but it's great to be reacquainted. And while leggy blonde Julie Silver is pretty damn ubiquitous, it's good to see her yet again, if only to see if she will drop the "nasty girl" shtick and really let herself go.
After Julie's trembling fingers and tongue have made Jessica spasm with delight (later some idle stroking from Robert has the same effect - I guess she's very sensitive down there), the girls join Erik and Robert and treat the lads to deep wet oral. Erik starts pounding Jessica who immediately turns pink all over and an "I can't believe it!" expression lights her face. These are the predominant aspects of this scene - some fearsome fucking by the lads (esp. EE) and Jessica's strong reactions to it. Julie does all the nasty stuff like delving four fingers into her gaping bung and licking 'em clean, plus ass-to-mouth, but she's literally and metaphorically a pale imitation of Jessica, who is flushed, sweaty and utterly committed. She shoots the kind of sizzling looks at EE that any man would be delighted to see as a response to his efforts, and even puts his hand on her throat. She unquestionably has a real appetite for strong sex, and it's wonderful to see.
So, in a nutshell - lots of anal sex, lots of strong double penetration for both girls, ass-to-mouth plenty of switching around and lots of generally lusty, forceful and fast-paced fucking. All of which is fine but it's really the reactions and the atmosphere of sexual abandon that I really appreciate. Julie spanks Jessica repeatedly, there's a great standing DP where Jessica clings to Erik, looking like she's in heaven, and then the guys jerk off into Julie's mouth. She passes the come to Jessica, who swallows and apologises for a slight splutter. No need, my dear! It's the viewers who should be apologising to you, for being unworthy of this knockout show! Julie still intrigues me. When will we see the real Julie Silver? We know from brief behind the scenes glimpses that she has a screen persona and an off-screen persona, which is nothing unusual in itself - I just think the tantalizing glimpses of her own personality are much more interesting than her act as another nasty porn star. The thing is, we may not be seeing the real Jessica either, but what she gives to the sex and by extension to the camera is so good, I'm only questioning it now.
Jane Darling and Viktorie
Barely recognisable as the plain, mousy girl who I first saw, albeit with an inner sexuality that's now been given full rein, Jane Darling is a statuesque blonde, still gloriously busty despite having trimmed and toned her curvy body. Time to check that out as she teases, takes off her undies and laughs as she shakes her boobs. Gorgeous sparkly blonde baby Viktorie (AKA Lucie), who looks more grown up than usual in frilly, skimpy things, joins her. She's got such a sexy body, slim but still nicely rounded, a body over which Jane traces her lips and fingers before the dicks of Erik and Robert appear on the scene.
The cocks are nearly touching as they stick out in front of the camera and zoom straight into the girls' mouths. They give blowjobs and Jane gives a tit fuck before things swiftly move on into some up-tempo sex. Comparing this with Julie's showing, we see what really looks like pure and natural responses to some scorching screwing from the girls, Jane in particular - she's almost clawing the walls as Erik takes her. It's very hot and very horny, so horny that Robert can't help but shoot a profuse load over Viktorie's glowing, pink face and perky paps. Then she's spoon-fed the goo, which I find kinda stoopid. Viktorie swallows it like a dose of castor oil.
Phase two sees Jane's cowgirl anal become a double penetration, launching a whirlwind of DPs for Jane with the ever-willing Viktorie cheekily slurping the cocks after they've been in either of Jane's lower orifices. The sex is strong and so are the reactions - there's little room for faking it here. It's a pleasure to see Jane's boobs bouncing all over the place as she's taken this way and that, but more so to see her giving herself so fully to the sex. For me, the come-in-mouth and swallowing finale with more spoon-feeding seems a completely unnecessary diversion into schoolboy smuttiness to end some really, truly hot fucking.
Dani Woodward
A little chat and a lot of tease from this 19-year-old Detroit native gives ample time to weigh up her assets as she poses around in lacy, skimpy things. Physically, she's a delight: beautiful face, sparkling blue eyes, ling red hair and a super smooth, tanned body with deliciously perky tits. Attitude wise, she might just be laying it on a little too heavy, just a little OTT, but it's hard to avoid the conclusion that this is one very sexy young lady. I could well imagine that she's the kind of sexy brat who needs to be put over a gentleman's knee for a damn good spanking, but that's a for a different movie.
Dani does seem to be itching for something as she shows off her softly rounded but still slim figure and simply gorgeous pussy. In this instance, it's Erik's rigid dick, which she sets about with amazing vigour, putting her whole body into the blowjob. Erik gently controls her by the hair as she takes him into her throat. There are some great POV-style shots thrown inthe eyes have it!
Erik then fucks her soundly in the usual variety of positions. As Dani gets more excited, her comments make less and less sense but what I really like is the way she stops laying it on for the camera and reacts more to Erik. It's very hot and very sexy. From a fast fuck in cowgirl that gives her a rosy glow, Erik picks her up and fucks her. They move quickly through missionary and into spoons. Dani just seems so worked up, all hot and bothered and exquisitely flushed. It's a simple pleasure to watch this young lovely seemingly being driven to distraction by Erik's incessant fucking. Finally, Erik comes in her mouth; she swallows his load and sucks him. So yeah, she does play it up a bit but fuck it, I'm a sucker for itso much so, I've watched the opening tease about five times already. How much do I like her? She's got a sizeable tattoo on her back and I don't even care.
Petra and Claudia Rossi
Ah, wonderful Claudia, such a caring, sharing, giving sort of girl! She's charmed and delighted me with her previous appearances for many of the people shooting in Prague. Here, the brunette is teamed with pretty blonde Petra (new to me, as far as I'm aware). I note Claudia is a little curvier as the girls fool around and help each other out of unremarkable outfits. They'd clearly prefer some male company, duly provided. The dicks of Erik and Robert advance into the scene, straight into their mouths (or to the back of the throat, in Claudia's case).
The girls swap partners for more BJ action before Erik stands Claudia up and starts fucking her. Her reactions are strong - not for the first or last time a girl looks taken aback by the vigour of Erik's attention. Claudia wears a different look to her usual. This is serious.
Meanwhile Robert slides into Petra's pierced pussy and things really get into the groove. The sex is hard and fast, no surprise, and there's plenty swapping around once more with the girls tasting pussy from cock and then the lads sneak a cheeky finger or two into the girls' bums, fingers that are soon replaced by their cocks. Petra seems to enjoy clit stimulation with her sodomy and these sort of reactions set the vibe of the action, fast moving, lustful and performed with seeming abandon. The scene fairly crackles with energy, leaving Claudia in particular red-faced and sweaty, and matches it with the naughtiness of the sex: a wealth of double penetration for both girls, peppered with ass-to-mouth oral. My favourite moment, however, is seeing Robert and Petra kissing as if in their own private party, while Erik is actually banging away at Petra's ass.
The guys end up coming in the girls' mouths, and once the last drop has been swallowed the girls kiss each other sweetly and blow kisses goodbye. Charming girls who like to play hard so hard we can see the couch they've been fucking on is saturated with sweatokay; probably most from Erik, but you get the idea! How can you resist?
Anastasia and Maria
Now I am very partial to Anastasia, she's got the looks, the body and the sex appeal that I love, but unbelievably, so has her playmate here, Maria (new to me too): beautiful face, long blonde hair and gorgeous natural boobs and plenty of curves. This is all seen in some gentle girl-girl play before Erik joins in, tasting pussy and ass. Some tasty POV shots on a tasty suck session are thoughtfully provided: the eyes looking up, the beautiful faces, the hot pink tongues lapping cocknurse, the screens! Anastasia treats Erik to a tit wank and then in this remarkably sweet way of hers helps Maria to do it to.
Time for sex in the Clinton sense: missionary fucks first, Maria then Anastasia, each tasting the other's pussy from Erik's' dick, then doggy and a delightful reverse cowgirl for Anastasia that shows off the flush developing down her face, neck and scrumptious boobs. From cowgirl, Erik picks her up and fucks her, getting her rather worked up. There's just no room for putting it on here, as events roll on inexorably to anal sex, with Anastasia savouring the flavour of her girlfriend's ass from Erik's prick. He picks Maria up and fucks her ass, then turns his attention to Anastasia's fulsome rear. How I envy Erik as he has the girls in doggy and then piled together, going from ass to ass with abandon and the girls just swing along with it, Anastasia seemingly away with the fairies at one stage.
I don't know how these guys last as long as they do but with the searing pace and the sheer provocation of these gorgeous women, it is inevitable hat Erik must come and come he does, sharing the load between the open mouths. I must say this aspect of the movie has the least appeal for me - the wonderfully vibrant sex itself is its strongest suit, and oddly, in a way this scene is the least impressive in that regard. Even at that, it's good stuff.
Overall
So I still hate the Semen Sippers title, and I really find the gimmicky approach to this a complete diversion from the real strength of this movie. I also feel Mike slightly misses out on some of the charm and personality these girls could bring (save for Dani's scene), though clearly it's their sexy character that shines through once the sex begins. I'm not over keen on using the guys as semi-anonymous studs either, as the truth is their contribution is crucial. Perhaps the consistently hectic pace of the sex also makes it all a little "one-note", and the scenes (save for Dani's again) do follow something of a set pattern.
However, for me this is not enough to dent my enthusiasm for Semen Sippers' strongest suit, some breathtakingly energetic sex with Erik in particular bringing out the best in the wonderful, wonderful girls on show. His enthusiasm and lusty desire for the girls is infectious. A tip of the hat to sly dog Robert, though - for years he's been playing the dumb country boy but now, as the behind the scenes shows, he's got very close to the girls on a personal level and it pays off. I'm not sure if "chemistry" is exactly the right word, but there's clearly a real rapport between the guys and girls and pretty much everyone seems to have a whale of a time. The best way to similarly appreciate this movie is to take your brain out of gear, sit back and enjoy some tremendous, unashamed pornographic entertainment, sprinkled with subtler moments but jam packed with high-impact sex.
DVD Comments
Pick of the extras has to be a full bonus scene with the utterly delightful Jennifer Luv charming the camera with her looks and personality, before enjoying more typically zesty action with Erik. The "behind the scenes" is also a fine insight, which shows the great vibe carried on between takes. There's a photo gallery (not too hot), a collection of trailers and web access too. The picture quality is excellent; the sound is as good as it needs to be.
Director Mike John
Cast Dani Woodward, Petra, Maria, Viktorie, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Claudia Rossi, Jessica Fiorentino, Anastasia Christ, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg
Bonus scene Jennifer Luv
Running Time 2hrs 20mins
Video NTSC / All regions
Audio Dolby 2.0
Disc Features Behind the scenes, bonus scene, photos, trailers, web info